)So, to kick it off (Hohoho) My first impressions with some of the better bits off the pitch...
Where better to start than Brazil? Apart from some intense pre-match preparation (7 Brazil players spending over $750 in one night in a German nightclub - with FREE Champagne), the real story is Ronaldo's weight. The other day, the Brazilian president called the tubby striker fat, Ronaldo McDonald responded by calling him a drunk..
So far, apart from Trinidad and Tobago, I haven't personally seen much evidence of football. Australia did manage to surprise the pundits with a curious display although both they and Japan seem to practice a more rudimentary form of football involving mad rushes towards goal.
Apart from the usual (completely mad) Dutch fans, the funniest so far have been the Japanese who seem to have no comprehension of the most basic rules - treating each throw-in like a hat-trick...
I've been watching most of the games at home with the exception of the Argentina vs. Ivory Coast game where we spent a memorable evening in a bar owned by an Argentinian whose pre-match 'warm-up' included 3 or 4 different versions of the Argentinian National Anthem played at around 400 decibels along with a near riot when the electricity became so overloaded that the fuses tripped and he was forced to turn off the pinball machine to the indignation of some idiot who was playing it - during an Argentina game?
So, how has the World Cup been for you?
 































