I'm a Little Piggie short and stout, heres my tail and heres my snout!

I think I will be the : Piggie Wiggie #108
South African Mud Exporter
Captain of the Elite Spanspek
The Sty's Bren Mounted Pigs
(++) Bring it Fluvians! (++)

For those of you who don't know afrikaans ( are there any who do?) a spanspek is a melon, but if you break the word up into span and spek then it means Team and Bacon! Stupid Boers!

And i said i had beer, i was not lie-ing ,wallow in this

*********** TEAM BACON!

Wow,what a slogan to be painted (in russian) on the side of a t-34/whatever,or JS something or SU whoever!!!!

I think this makes me piggie 109?
Now I guess I should take time to think of a title worthy of Das Pig Haus......................or are these titles confired upon said newly minted pork?

Lord Steve Bravo,

Actually you are Pig Number 110. tell us a bit about yourself, so we can give ya a high paid minister job.

Oink Bloody Oink!

Yessssss.......do tell us about your current transgretions. Tell us all your dark secrets. We must know your true intent,..........for our records. Nothing sinister, or evil about this request. The sty is your home and you should feel comfortable. Relaxed. Calm............. NOW TELL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long Live the DSB, GSO, and those "special" little itches!
#:-) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)

Might I be considered for Pigus 111? Tre oinks? Triple Pigel? Pig One One One?
Swine Ein Ein Ein?
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My homage to you bunch of swine:
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Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their styes with all their backing
They don’t care what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.
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snort...grunt....weeeeeeeweeeeeeweeeeee

glack

You are definitely in. Lord Kg. as Pig 111.

This is a good number. Oink 111 Oink!

man you guys are just saying 'i'm pig ... now' and you get the title! i had to go through hell to get my pig title ! what gives dave!!!!!!!!

You didn't HAVE to do it. We were just funnin' ya. We're DSB, it's what we do.

:: Snaps on rubber gloves::
And now,PnzrCmndr,
Turn your head and Oink! (++)

hmmm....not enough helga interogation.....HELGA!!!! GET THE UDAYIZER POLE! #:-) (++)

Yes bring on Helga I need to have some private office work done HMM .
well at least some under the table I mean some on top of the Table I mean some Well forget it I will go to Calif or China where ever Kobe lives and ask her to be my Secterary!!
Oink to you all Heck keep Helga!!
I like Asian women better!!
Oink Oink Freakin Oink (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)

I like to welcome Lord Alpha-1-7-0 as Pig Number 112, minister of pig night time entertainment, subministry of time block 2000 to 2400. Keeper of the Holy Thong

I don't know what the hell that ministry job is....

Oink Bloody Oink!!!! (++)

sourkraut is already pig #109, aren't we on like 112 now?

id like to thank ss 74 for giving my my most honourable piggie number and allowing me to join sucha revered and honourable group of oinkers. As lord piggie 112 and minister of nightime oinkiness i shall do my utmost to ensure that all mud baths are clean and legal, and that helga keeps her holy thong where it belongs (++)

all oinkin oinks welcome, come in, chillout, squeal

alpha (++) (++) (:-)

PIG ME PLEASE!!!

So that I may participate in this cool build created to lure in more Piggies!

Also so that I may follow Lord Nelson's orders and Vote "Bison" on the Tank Man's Pile!

#:-)

Lord Blue Fin,

Allow me to welcome you to be Pig 11three, Minister of Fishery.

May your fins always be healthy, and may you always swim through the holes in the trailing net....

Oink, Oink, Oink!!!!

PS. A fine addition to the sty!!!!! (++)

Lord Tuna... good to have you in the fold :-)

Might I suggest -

Minister of All things Fishy.... including, but not limited to Chicken of the Sea

as your official DSB duty? We certainly do need a pig in charge of the fish sector. This has been a thorn in our side for far too long. This is of course up to the SS-74 Pig #2 to decide... hehe

He is the one that allocates our collective talents for proper assignemt ;-)

Respectfully-
Nelson

Just wanted to check in and say hi to all and welcome to the "sty" to the new members...


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My wife sometimes calls me a swine (usually the rear end ). Does that mean I can join?

Hey pigs!Pig me in please!!according to SS 74, I could be minister of South American Affairs,and I´ll be proud of taking this "JOB" (++) (++)

Oink Awesomy Oink!!!! 2 fine pigs in one day!!!!! or is it an oxymoron? I wish Jackhammer is here, so he can put some food for thought to this. In any case,

Lord Bus, Pig Number 114, Minister for Affairs, anything South American...

Lord Ranger 74, Pig Number 115, Minister of Coolest Numbers (aka 74)

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Thanks!I´ll honor this title! (++) (++)

Thanks for the title! (++) :-) (++) I also like 74 - my first pigmobile was a 74 Mercury (aka Ford of Germany) Capri - "The Sexy European"

Now to compile my list for the Pig Pile build!!!

I would humbly request membership to DSB.
It would be a great honour and great fun to sty a while with all the other porkers.
Many thanks
Cheers
Peter (++)