Georgia, United States
Member Since: May 29, 2004
entire network: 201 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Sunday, October 24, 2004 - 01:43 AM UTC
The question that weights quite heavily upon my little mind is: Are truffles vegetables?
I can understand your discontent at my confession about loving bacon. I would be a canibal amongst you all and I know that I won't be very welcome as I view your assorted loins and haunches with a bit of yearning.
Your porcine distrust wounds me to the very core and I can only oink in distress. I will struggle to be in the same pen as all of you fine, and oh so intelligent pigs.
So, to clarify my position...uh...what I meant was I like bacon as in "back bacon". I speak of course, about the "junk in the trunk". Yeah, that's the ticket. I like em round and juicy. (Even white boys "got to shout")
In summary, I thank each of you who deigned to notice me and throw some refuse my way.
Pig #128
Minister of High Carb Dieting
_______________________
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey
Colorado, United States
Member Since: January 12, 2002
entire network: 5,000 Posts
KitMaker Network: 1,210 Posts
Posted: Sunday, October 24, 2004 - 04:03 AM UTC
Hey 'Zod,
From the looks of his fine prose, I think Hiram_Sedai would make a dandy Pig #128..........
and besides, anybody who's a 'baby got back' man, is O.K. with me!
Tread.
But then of course Fluvian spies have been known to be quite adept with the 'pen'.......not to be mistaken with Pig 'pen'.
You're a better man than me, Gunga Din!
United States
Member Since: December 01, 2001
entire network: 3,172 Posts
KitMaker Network: 612 Posts
Posted: Sunday, October 24, 2004 - 08:46 AM UTC
Well as long as he doesn't eat any of us No dirty jokes allowed :-)
To fight the hordes,singing and crying,Valhalla I am coming
Kansas, United States
Member Since: November 18, 2003
entire network: 2,242 Posts
KitMaker Network: 488 Posts
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 06:23 PM UTC
Oh Head Swine and Grand Masters of Porkdom, as Piggie #110, I've yet to be bestowed a title other than a number.
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof--then blame a Private
US Army Military Police 1982-89
Minnesota, United States
Member Since: August 12, 2003
entire network: 392 Posts
KitMaker Network: 96 Posts
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 01:43 AM UTC
Hi,
How about Ministry of Naval Salvage and Artificial Reef Making.
Chris- founder of the DSB
Kansas, United States
Member Since: November 18, 2003
entire network: 2,242 Posts
KitMaker Network: 488 Posts
Posted: Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 07:32 AM UTC
that'll work.....
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof--then blame a Private
US Army Military Police 1982-89
England - South East, United Kingdom
Member Since: October 22, 2002
entire network: 652 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 01:18 PM UTC
Welcome all new pigs to the sty.....
Haven't been around for a while, but now I am back with a vengeance........
(++)
Martin,
Martinus Incontinentius Maximus
(Terribilis est locus iste)
Pig # 18
Minnesota, United States
Member Since: August 12, 2003
entire network: 392 Posts
KitMaker Network: 96 Posts
Posted: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 01:52 PM UTC
welcome back old friend,
man, there has been a lot of water under the trough. too bad about the old days, but, we can make new days and renew old acquaintances. i can be found a lot of nights in the MSN chatroom or building something in the hobbyroom. working on the Tamiya Afrika Korps Kubelwagen by the way. my job allows me to have plenty of time for building, so now i am trying to crank out the ton of kits i have. by spring i hope to have about 5 or 6 things finished for my own satisfaction. going to try my first diorama and vignette too. wish me luck.
yes, i did change my handle, but i am back and fit as a fiddle.
i see so many good hobbyist here, i am hoping that i learn something from some of the people here. it does seem that i have not lost much of my touch from my layoff from modelling, which is good. not too much rust.
some people say i do too much German, well, i have a Sherman on the bench along with 3 T-34/85's and modern russian ural4320 truck. plus i will try to build a zero later in the year.
please post again soon, like to hear from old friends.
Chris
Rhode Island, United States
Member Since: May 10, 2002
entire network: 3,581 Posts
KitMaker Network: 678 Posts
Posted: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 02:52 PM UTC
Now we must have SS and Faust chime in irregulaly.
Indiana, United States
Member Since: January 28, 2004
entire network: 2,716 Posts
KitMaker Network: 531 Posts
Posted: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 - 03:01 PM UTC
Okay, pleading ignorance and somewhat stupidity in their respective order, what is DSB and where do I sign up?
Jeff
Sua Sponte - Ranger Challenge 2006
A person does not grow old and wise but for surviving the dumb "stuff" when they were young.
Life is tough. It's tougher still if you're stupid.
Minnesota, United States
Member Since: August 12, 2003
entire network: 392 Posts
KitMaker Network: 96 Posts
Posted: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 - 10:44 AM UTC
hi Jeff,
the DSB is just a silly little group in Armorama i started under the old moniker Pak40. it was just a group of people who loved modelling, but did not take themselves too seriously. I do not know who's handing out the numbers, but welcome to the sty.
Chris- Founder and Fuehrer of the DSB! Sieg Oink!
United States
Member Since: December 01, 2001
entire network: 3,172 Posts
KitMaker Network: 612 Posts
Posted: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 - 11:13 AM UTC
Quoted Text
Welcome all new pigs to the sty.....
Haven't been around for a while, but now I am back with a vengeance........
(++)
Great to see you back Martin How have you been?
here's where we still chat at
http://groups.msn.com/armorama/chat.msnw?r=1 To fight the hordes,singing and crying,Valhalla I am coming
Indiana, United States
Member Since: January 28, 2004
entire network: 2,716 Posts
KitMaker Network: 531 Posts
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2005 - 09:35 AM UTC
Okay, so where and how do I get a number and a title?
Jeff
Sua Sponte - Ranger Challenge 2006
A person does not grow old and wise but for surviving the dumb "stuff" when they were young.
Life is tough. It's tougher still if you're stupid.
Vatican City
Member Since: May 13, 2002
entire network: 3,271 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2005 - 04:26 PM UTC
Quoted Text
Okay, so where and how do I get a number and a title?
Jeff
There is a gruesome initiation process, then you can become a pig. The process involves making 19 (NINETEEN) clear lens, 3 (THREE, as in ONE, TWO, THREE) airplane in 1/288 scale with full cockpit details, and movable control surface.
But you seems to be a foine dude, so we will just let you join us, with a bribe of 5 (FIVE) dollar each to the following members (Bank number for wiring to be sent separately):
Lord WWH aka Lord Wood aka Lord Stooperd Wisconsin
Lord Carlster
Lord SS-74 aka Lord Handsome aka Lord Zod Hater aka Lord Knee
Lord Zod
You are now Pic Number 136, Minister of Internal Affairs and Anti-Corruption Commission.
Now bribe me some more! #:-) (++) #:-)
Dave O'Mally aka Davidus ArwenIsMineus Pig No. 2, Da Jackel
A servant to the Sty - Liaison Officer for Z-Team to the Sty
Commandant U-Boot Waffe der Pigsmarine, OD is Extremely Asexual
Minister of OD Paint Removal
Order of Wisconsin 2 Parts Grenade
S
Indiana, United States
Member Since: January 28, 2004
entire network: 2,716 Posts
KitMaker Network: 531 Posts
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2005 - 04:10 AM UTC
Sweet! But is it "Pic" or "Pig"?
Jeff - latest oinker on the web
Sua Sponte - Ranger Challenge 2006
A person does not grow old and wise but for surviving the dumb "stuff" when they were young.
Life is tough. It's tougher still if you're stupid.
Vatican City
Member Since: May 13, 2002
entire network: 3,271 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2005 - 05:38 AM UTC
Quoted Text
Sweet! But is it "Pic" or "Pig"?
Jeff - latest oinker on the web
It's (++) DAMNIT!!!! #:-)
#:-)
Dave O'Mally aka Davidus ArwenIsMineus Pig No. 2, Da Jackel
A servant to the Sty - Liaison Officer for Z-Team to the Sty
Commandant U-Boot Waffe der Pigsmarine, OD is Extremely Asexual
Minister of OD Paint Removal
Order of Wisconsin 2 Parts Grenade
S
Rhode Island, United States
Member Since: May 10, 2002
entire network: 3,581 Posts
KitMaker Network: 678 Posts
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2005 - 05:39 AM UTC
It st Pig,ja.
Our esteemed # 2 SS-74 must be gorging himself at the trough,and is drunk with power.Or is it mad?
Helga must also interror gate you,be prepared.
And assume the position.
Hmm,Pig # 136,
Pig, Ausf 136. HHHMMMM!
(++)
Vatican City
Member Since: May 13, 2002
entire network: 3,271 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2005 - 03:50 PM UTC
Dave O'Mally aka Davidus ArwenIsMineus Pig No. 2, Da Jackel
A servant to the Sty - Liaison Officer for Z-Team to the Sty
Commandant U-Boot Waffe der Pigsmarine, OD is Extremely Asexual
Minister of OD Paint Removal
Order of Wisconsin 2 Parts Grenade
S
United States
Member Since: December 01, 2001
entire network: 3,172 Posts
KitMaker Network: 612 Posts
Posted: Saturday, February 12, 2005 - 01:52 AM UTC
To fight the hordes,singing and crying,Valhalla I am coming
England - South East, United Kingdom
Member Since: October 22, 2002
entire network: 652 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Thursday, March 03, 2005 - 07:12 AM UTC
Hi Chris OR should I say "Chief Swineherder and founder of DSB".....
Nice to hear you are still taking glue in one hand and model in the other.....be careful...be vary careful!! :-)
Martin,
Martinus Incontinentius Maximus
(Terribilis est locus iste)
Pig # 18
Colorado, United States
Member Since: January 10, 2005
entire network: 193 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 10:32 AM UTC
Zo! I vas directed to zis platz to be assigned a # and to surrender to ze vim of ein Fraulien Helga. I avait futher instructions.
Minister of medical devices for devious uses.And Minister of half powered paychecks.
SchwineHunt #137
Rhode Island, United States
Member Since: May 10, 2002
entire network: 3,581 Posts
KitMaker Network: 678 Posts
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 06:42 AM UTC
Sehre gut.You are ready to be interror gated withthe questions of doom.
Is OD Asexual?
Can Pigs fly?
What are you modeling prferences?
What is the smallest thing you have held in der mitts?
How much money can you bribe us with?
Are you sure?
You are in line for Pig # 137,My armor unit was 1st Bn 37th Armor,so I have an affinity for things 137 ish.
Ja.
Which knee will you knee knee on in the presence of the all powerful Swine #1?
Answer these questions,so we may assign you a ministry job.
Schnell!
(++) (++)
Colorado, United States
Member Since: January 10, 2005
entire network: 193 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 11:15 AM UTC
Zo! I Respond like zo. ya
Ich bien der Ubermale
Ya! Pigs can fly depending on ze load they carry
Models, Luft/ Panzer/Sci-Fi/und Das- UnterseeBoot
Smallest thing, Dural patch for a Human Spinal column
1/2 of Vas Der UberFrau give me (what come before ein?)
Ya Positive
Alvays der richtig!
Minister of medical devices for devious uses.And Minister of half powered paychecks.
SchwineHunt #137
Rhode Island, United States
Member Since: May 10, 2002
entire network: 3,581 Posts
KitMaker Network: 678 Posts
Posted: Monday, March 07, 2005 - 02:39 AM UTC
Now,
ASSUME THE POSITION!
Colorado, United States
Member Since: January 10, 2005
entire network: 193 Posts
KitMaker Network: 0 Posts
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 02:53 AM UTC
Jawhol !
Minister of medical devices for devious uses.And Minister of half powered paychecks.
SchwineHunt #137
