Lord Shermie,

You are Pig No. One Two Three

Minister of Sherman Tank Restoration for DSB service.

Lord Plastic,

I think you need to go to either DSB roll call part II or Part III for your pig number, I will also check for ya, and if you wanna you can post here for what minister job ya wanna, so Helga can review and APPROVE!!!!

OINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (++)

Ok SS-74..i read over some posts and had a look around and i would love to be part of your group. Hope that you will accept me in. Look forward to hearing from you soon..
Mary

Mary,I mean,Tanky,do you have any special talents we can have you post in your signature? Looks like SS is taking too much time with Helga to make you Pig # 124

Lady Mary,

Pig No. 125, *since 124 is an evil number in feng shui*

Lordette of Home Affairs

Oink!

He better not be taking any time with Helga my lovely wife

Verie sad state of affairs

hi

i'd love to join in the fun

I am back

Hold tight,Danny,Lord SS da non truckster-trickster will be with you shortly.Do you have any idea which ministry job you may be adept at?

hi, i think i do have a ministry title in mind heh heh

minister of insanities!

:-) :-) :-)

Danny,

Pig 126. Lord of Mental Institute, Minister of Chewing Gums

Thanks Dave

the minister of chewing gums seems like an appropriate title! :-) :-) :-)

I have been away from the sty for lo these many moons. I have heard nothing from the brotherhood of future bacon slices for a pig's age. I fall prostrate and beg forgiveness...I was on a journey to find my inner swine. There I experienced many wild and wonderous things. Truffels as big as an elefant's ear. Mud so rich and wet that you could roll around in it for eons and it wouldn't crust up in your fat rolls. I visited a land where everyone was a vegetarian and where wolves were toothless. Yes...TOOTHLESS WOLVES I say!!!!!! Ah what a strange and wonderous journey...and yet...I had to come back. Back to the land of reality. One day you're the proud portly piggy president of a swinely corporation and the next day you're the main course at a wolf BBQ.
Well...one can dream of better days...can't one!? (++) Alas...I must be on my way. Good Bye but not farewell...I mean farewell but not goodbye my black beady eyed ham hock kin.

Welcome back to the sty Bodeen (++) (++) (++)

Thanks so much for the welcome Generalzod! I hope to have much more contact with my portly porcine pals in the future.
Yours truly, for ever and ever or until something better comes along!
Bodeen

how can i join and what i need to do?

Lord Sensai,

Welcome. You are now official Pig Number 127, Minister of Painted Face unless Something better come along later on.

Oink!!!

Could I possibly implore the powers that be to allow me to join this oh so excluse Sunday Book club?

I would love to be the "Minister of Well Weathered Bacon Bits"

I am quite fond of bacon and my favorite sandwich is the BLT.

Hmmmmmmmm A pig who likes bacon I dunno

Danger,he may be a Fluvian spy i Wolves clothing!
Round up Helga,let he interrorgate him!

Wow!

That was disapointing.

Helga's interror gation will comence shortly,Mike.Fret not.
You have
very little to fear if you are NOT a Fluvian spy.
Come to think of it,you might .
To fear Helga,and the 10
questions of Death.

Are you prepeared,Mike?
:-?

I would like to join your humble club.
Maybe as the Ambassador to Magyar (Hungary in Hungarian)?

Robert Magyar (++)

Mike allow me to give you Pig # 128.
A temporary ministerial position of:
Minister of HIGH carb dieting.
You must eschew all meat products.Or Helga may visit with the "clamps".
Add the Pig # and your ministerial position to your signature.
Happy oinking. (++) (++)

Robert.
You may be pig # 129.

Your ministerial duties can be
Deputy Abassador to Hungry Hungarian Hooligans.

Oink in peace.
(++) (++)

Howdy 'Zod,

"...Hmmmmmmmm A pig who likes bacon I dunno ..."

How about Lord of the Portly Cannibals?

Lord Luau? or in Hawaiian, Haku Luau?

Lord of Friendly Consumptions, Minister of all things Donner?


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