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DSB Roll Call Part IV
SS-74
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Posted: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 01:04 AM UTC
Hi Pigs,

WHo would thought that we can go this far, now it's a new thread for the roll call, part IV. We will start from Pig Number 107 here, whoever request for the member ship will be Pig Number 107.

Oink Boinking Oink! (++) (++) (++) (++)
Posted: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 03:07 AM UTC
Tiiiiinnnnnggggggg!!!!!!! Round 4 of the looneybin has just commenced.

May we all squeal with much frivolity.

Chris, the 24 stone Boar (++)
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Posted: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 05:33 AM UTC
Posting shall supply me with much needed specimens for interrogation technique. I, for one, shall not miss this chance to fling a grunt and rutt at all the readily available swine. Seeing that this transmission may be monitored by the Fluvian Menace, I shall refer to all members by thier code names. Lewis LeBurger, have all transcripts transfered onto a grain of rice and smuggled across the border by squirrel o-gram. Rodney Tuckunder-all possibly incriminating papers should be retyped in triplicate and destroyed with the appropriate requission forms. SLDDA- total tonnage of squid juice should be multiplied by itself, and then square rooted for the simplification of distribution. Once again......any, and all, orders are to be followed without reserve or question, unless otherwise thought of as the ramblings of a madman.
Long Live the DSB and Angelina Jolie( AHHHHHHHHHH................Pretty puss puss)
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Posted: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 10:27 AM UTC
Lord Jackhammer-

i noticed that I have roughly 15 gallons of squid juice in my pantry- Should I submit the paperwork to Helga in triplicate once, or paint it in 3 shades of DunkelGrun? Better yet, should i drive to work or pack my lunch?

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jimbrae
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Posted: Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 04:07 AM UTC
107, who would have thought it? 107 porkers on one site...jeez, we are talking serious numbers here....

Squidjuice is not allowed here in Europe. It was banned by EEC decree on the same day that bananas had to be completely straight and that beer had to contain 35% Ethanol. So if any of you wish to arrange for a tanker to jump the blockade, let me know, my Squidjuice tanks have been cleaned and polished waiting for a delivery....Jim #:-) (++) X 107
Posted: Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 01:32 PM UTC
and a hearty squeal and porkbutt shake to all of our newest piggies, remember to have lots of fun and nonsense. and may all of your models be gold medal winners.

SQUEAL! RUTT! OINK! SNORT! FART! and other sweet music.

Chris and his Royal Court (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)
Fritz
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Posted: Friday, November 07, 2003 - 02:55 AM UTC
If there's still no piggie #107, then count me in! although I wouldn't be frequenting the chatroom because of software incompatibility, I think I can still visit sometimes when using the school computers(Ooohh yeah, a better use of the school........hehehehehehehehehe #:-) #:-) #:-) ).
How about making me,
Minister of the German gray maniacs
a.k.a. Germanicus Grayus Addictus
Dunkelgelb is for cammo, Dunkelgrau
is SINISTER!

Hope to be a piggie soon!

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jimbrae
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Posted: Friday, November 07, 2003 - 04:00 AM UTC
Hmm..i'm not sure this is in the spirit of the DSB, someone who goes to school? They'll be wanting us to reed and rite next...Jim (++) (++) (++) (and his manie porkers)

MANIE WARM WISHES UND WELKOM TO DSB
Fritz
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Posted: Friday, November 07, 2003 - 04:13 AM UTC
Does this mean I'm in? if it is, HOORAAAY! I'm gonna modify my personal signature then.
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Posted: Friday, November 07, 2003 - 04:48 AM UTC
to Fritz,
i bid welcome to the newest pig, Squeal, and may you have much fun. welcome to #107. this is from the High(not to often), Grand Exalted Royal Magnificent Porcine Swine.

Chris (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) and his Fat Ones
Bren
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Posted: Saturday, November 08, 2003 - 07:57 PM UTC
I would like to apply for Pig #108, I have the following qualifications:
Don't bath
Sunburnt pink at the moment
Keeper of the family mud recipey
not good at speling.
and realy rich (if only...)
Got lots of beer
So how bout it then?

Have to think about my name though........
Pnzr-Cmdr
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Posted: Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 08:30 AM UTC
ahh!! i just realized i'm a pig yet i have no job! this saddens me.
Posted: Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 09:04 AM UTC
hey Bren,
Welcome to our wallow and you are now officially(withthe wave of my magic hoof POOF!) Pig #108.

Hey John, you can be the Court Guards Commander and all around Swell Guy.

Chris (++) Supreme Swine of the Universe
Pnzr-Cmdr
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Posted: Monday, November 10, 2003 - 04:45 AM UTC
why thanks you chris i am very honored to have this position. i can't say it beats dave's thong adjusment but i'll take what i get.. lol jk i''d raher have anything that daves thong adjustment *shudders*
just kiddin dave lol
jimbrae
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Posted: Monday, November 10, 2003 - 04:55 AM UTC
Horrible thought isn't it... Job description, adjusting Dave's thong... Well welcome to DSB new Piggy.... MANIE WARM WISHES Jim and his grammatically challenged porkers (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Monday, November 10, 2003 - 05:53 AM UTC

Quoted Text

Horrible thought isn't it... Job description, adjusting Dave's thong... Well welcome to DSB new Piggy.... MANIE WARM WISHES Jim and his grammatically challenged porkers (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)



Ya all go to hell!!!!!

Dave's Thong Adjuster, if such a position would ever been offer to mere mortal, IS a grand job!!!!

I bloody #^%^ ya TOO!!!!

Now! Manie Warm Wishes!!!!
jimbrae
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Posted: Monday, November 10, 2003 - 05:58 AM UTC
We are in Hell!

Manie HOT Wishes Jim and his Infernal Piggies (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)
jackhammer
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Posted: Monday, November 10, 2003 - 12:27 PM UTC
Due to damaged cellular brain tissue, the memories of all these posts have been sacrificed, in favor of the following;
44DD is Mounds as Everest is to hills.
Thank you and please post in reverse for qualification purposes.
Long Live the DSB, GSO, and Jessica Beale's vision of running jumblies! (++) #:-)
blaster76
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Posted: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 - 09:17 AM UTC
BOY HOWDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 108 of us now. we oughta go and knock over the wolves houses now. (++) (++)
sourkraut
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Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 12:35 PM UTC
does that mean im #109.
-sourkraut (SS swine)
SS-74
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Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 12:37 PM UTC
I like to welcome my good friend, another expert of the Deutsch Panzer Corp to the DSB, Sourkraut as Pig No. 109. Minister of Reenacting Affair. (++)
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Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 10:45 PM UTC
there is now SS swine at the trough.
(++) swine 109 (++)
Posted: Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 09:39 AM UTC
Scott,
I am extremely proud that you have chosen to be a Schweine. We need our Waffen-SS to protect us from the Fluvian Menace. So a great big round of OINKS! are headed in your general direction. O I N K !

Chris (++) No.1 Swine
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Posted: Friday, November 14, 2003 - 04:32 AM UTC
Das grunt !
jackhammer
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Posted: Friday, November 14, 2003 - 12:11 PM UTC
Var iz your backround? How did you findz usz? Where are the Fluvian Hordes planning thier next insertion? Tell me, and all of this will come to a halt. Your compliance with this line of questioning shall be seen as your show of loyalty and downcast of fluvian ties........... We only want to protect the schwine of der Styland.......*SLAP*...TELL US!!!!!!........ This will only get harder......... *SLAP*.....*SLAP*........ Still not talking?..... hmmmmmm........ Helga!!!! The electro-toad and colon delivery system!!!! STAT!!!!!!...........Don't worry......... This will hurt alot!!!!
Welcome to the sty!!!!!!!
Long Live the DSB,GSO, and those edible underwear.........if they would just make them in Garlic mashed potatoes.
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