if i am in my own mind, is it the right one.
if i see something clearly, is it because i have my glasses on.
if i am pondering on something, is it because i don't know how to do it.
if i am intelligent, am i fooling anyone.
if i am humble, am i a doormat.
and, if i am writing this down, why?

stupidity is in the eye of the beholder and i have got 20/20 vision.
"ain't no woman like the one i got"

hey barkeep, make mine a double and keep it coming.............

if all woman are beautiful at closing time, then why does this one look like the south end of a north bound cow

to scott, there is nothing worse than the business end of a cow. thanks for your concern but i'm trying for worse. bags over their heads don't work. and excessive alcohol only makes me stupid(i'm told that is an improvement). and zen sounds like someone with a bad german accent.

....................I'm dreaming of a White Christmas..................le, de, dah.....................

scooby dooby doo, where are you..............when i need you i reach out my hand and touch you....................two in the hand ain't worth nothin'............................moo............................man, that has to be the UGLIEST woman i have ever seen.........................another coke please.....................you don't know where the huskies goes, don't go eatin' yellow snow...................................................good night, ladies. #:-)

to penpen,
i'm still tryin' to get the dent out of my head from the last one.

........raindrops keep fallin' on my head............ and i ain' wet yet...............augh! MOMMY......

duh........duh.........duh..........duh.................duh..............augh!!!!!!!!!!!
my coffee ain't kickin' in..................duh..............duh............duh...................augh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!