2) They used to call the cops on me for making ANY type of noise whatsoever. Even the Tv would have the cops knocking on my door. So, I figured 2 can play at that game. So, I downloaded a 9mm gunshot sound from the internet onto my computer, then hooked up my computer to my stereo. That night about 2AM., I turned everything on and blasted the gunshots. BOOM BOOM BOOM. 20 minutes later, I hear "knock knock, open the door, POLICE!!!" So I go downstairs in my boxers (pretending like I just woke up), turned the outside light on and open the door. The cops came flying into my house. I said "Whoa, take it easy, I just woke up, whats the problem?". Looking a bit bewildered, the cops said "we had a call that there were gun shots coming from here". At that time my girlfriend yells downstairs "whats going on??" I replied, "Someone thinks were shooting each other in here, and the cops came to chalk out the body" LOL So I told the cops "Go ahead, look around, lock the door when you leave, IM going back to bed". So when the copse didnt find anything, I said "What, no shell casings or anything LOL". They said, "we must of gotten the wrong house". I said, "let me guess, the call came from the neighbors next door. I see that crazy biatch is still using you guys as her pawns to harrass me. Tell her I said "hello"". The cops looked at each other like "how did he know, he must be right!" LOL then they went next door, and chewed the lady out for calling in a false report LMAO