Let it snow let it snow let it snow...

"99 bottles of beer on the wall...99 bottles of beer...Take one down and pass it around ..99 bottles of beeeerrrrr........98 bottles of beer on the wall..98........................................."

He looks good, but can he fight?

First we ate, then he ate...First we slept, then he slept...First we rode, then he rode...

"Wait a minute....we're going EAST!"

"I told you not to wake the general!"

Thanks for your time.

"Hey i called this spot first, tought luck herr general"

a dozen landsers asking the general
"Are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?"

Caption:

Due to poor planning,the Armarments Ministry failed to supply the new snowmobiles with skis for the front.

Poor Otto could only stand there in the cold and watch as everyone who GOT the memo about "it's white outfit day at the front" loaded onto the vehicles and left. Never to be seen again.

The general apparently forgot it was white clothing day

(*These numbers are random*)

Three Univ. Carriers: a few hundred thousand DM
Winter Clothing: DM200
Rifles: DM200
Seeing the cold general that sent you here standing around like a sore thumb while you ride on a vehicle warmed by the engine exhaust: priceless

Jeff

Remember Sesame Street?

"One of these things is not like the others....."