Right now huh! No clearing up eh? Okay - I'll take you on a little tongue-in-cheek journey of my workshop this morning - and show you what it
really looks like - no primping and cleaning up for photos...

The posted warning sign is for the wife (SWMBO) and all others I let into my inner sanctum. I think it's appropriate, and little more needs to be said.

Starting in the furthest corner of my 12 x 10 foot workshop, I prefer to work in this area for modeling. I'm blessed with a lot of space and sometimes work on three different areas, denoted by cutting mats, when really busy. Of course, you can't tell that now in the picture - but just use your imagination!

My Television Set is excellent for watching (really listening) to space and military DVD's and stuff. It makes an even better shelf for in-progress models and a stand for paperwork! I've discovered Ships and Submarines live here better than AFV models, so my Trumpeter Kilo and Bronco Seawolf are berthed on the TV. All around the workspace, I tend to cluster all kinds of finishing materials, and raise the model above it all on styrofoam blocks, with a little turntable to rotate the miniature for access. I love to work on many different subjects at one time - I guess you can tell...

Moving to the right, the smaller wing of my glass workbench houses the computer equipment. Buried (happily) amongst the clutter is a laptop, printer and a scanner that serves a primary and important role as Landing/Launch Pads for my Space:1999 Eagle Transporters. What the Heck else is a scanner good for when it isn't scanning?!? I usually park a little Space Pod underneath the monitor 'cause I like it there, and I have a undischarged Cal.50 round I got on my 40th Birthday from Mike Green. It was found inside one of the M18 HellCats that were restored at Jacques Littlefield's MV collection shortly before. I dunno how safe it is to have in the midst of my madness - but I sure like having it there. Next to it, is a used 25mm casing from a Bradley AFV - big sucker it is.

My main Storage Cabinet surrounded by "stuff". I love (really LOVE) to pull all kinds of things out when I'm working on projects, and since I have a lot of space, I tend to build little walls all around me of "stuff" - so that I can grab it when the mood strikes me. Who cares about looking "neat" all the time - it's my domain! I don't wear hats at any time other than when I'm in the workshop because I find the Optivisor a little irritating on the forehead when worn for several hours. So, I don a cap - one of my favorites is the membership gift given by the California State Military Museum Association. I also fancy putting model kits up on top of the Cabinet that I plan to work on next. That's been the plan for the last six years or so - I'll let you know when that actually works out...

Pulling back from the organized chaos around the Storage Cabinet. Due to potential for earthquakes here, I don't pile up my "stuff" above eye-level when I'm sitting in the Captain's Chair. Safety First, you know!

I have a lighted Curio Cabinet in my workshop that I use to park things for display. You can see it, mostly, most of the time. I'm proud of myself.

In the Northeast and Southeast corners of my workshop, I have a small reference library. Most other documents are in storage boxes, so I keep the most-used items here. One day, I'll be able to get over there and actually get things off the shelves. On the walls, I hang a few awards I've won in the past as motivation to keep trying to get better. I have awards from the IPMS/USA Nationals on one wall because they're interesting to look at in color and styles, and other walls have awards and medals from AMPS International, Tamiya Con, HobbyTown USA, SCAHMS and locals that are special to me. One of my goals 15-20 years ago was to win a Best of Show from every local chapter in my IPMS Region. Those awards are up on the walls too - I've nearly acheived that goal, only missing ones from where the old chapter doesn't exist or hasn't held a show.

No - you do not see an Alien, nor do you see Stitch in the photograph above. Strange trick of light and shadow there caused by the proximity of the window, and wisps of swamp gas seeping through the garage door...

Now, the power cord for the overhead light is a temporary solution. I just don't feel like getting up on the workshop ceiling and running the junction box for an outlet. Hey - it's only been about six years - I have plenty of time. I have a certificate from participating in the SETI Program (the search for extraterrestrials) - but - that in no way has anything to do with the photographic artifact in the image above this one...

On the opposite end of the workbench, I usually leave a photo box setup to snap blurry pictures. Sometimes, a miniature I'm working on migrates to that zone. If you're wondering how long my workshop has been in this condition (not that there's anything WRONG with it, eh) - check out the calendar. Now, I have had a really bad cold the last two weeks, and I just got a huge promotion at work and have been wearing two hats during the transition, too busy to get in here and restore/clean up the shop (cough) - so, cut me some slack!
I dunno about all those clean at pristine model bench photos out there! I'm havin' FUN in my workshop!
Only thing, if you are single or married and heavy into modeling - do NOT let your spouse/girlfriend see these pics. I didn't let my wife into my workshop until four years into our fifteen years of marriage - not until I had her good and committed.
Why?
'Cause she'll get the same idea and wreck her Crafting Room the same way and you'll have two messes on your hands...