Since Feb 30 is just around the corner. #:-)
Is there anymore information on the peace negotiation???
Oink Fluvian Oink!!!!!
Sir, our carrier "Ms. Piggy" is on stand-by.... and awaits your orders......
Hmmmm... interesting development. I was wondering : can anyone help me with a nice recipe for fluvian ? Since I stopped eating pork last week, I get rather hungry...
ATTENTION..ATTENTION...NOW HEAR THIS,NOW HEAR THIS....There can be NO PEACE with the Fluvian Race (unless they are willing to kick in a couple of cases of beer and some maidens who shall we say...are ready to Rock and Roll) I come before you all,my fellow swine, as director of Pork Rind Security. It is my sad duty to inform the sty that there is an evil underhanded conspiracy afoot to undermine the very existance of Pigdom. Yes they may have flowery words...those fluvians! And they may be pretty...but CAN THEY Fight (Dirty Dozen Reference)? I think the question remains and always shall, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer this my friends and we shall unlock the secret of the evil Fluvian plans. But until such time as we are able to find the answer..we shall bide our time...be vigilant...and take everything the Fluvian pigs (OH wait...we're the pigs!) dogs say with a grain of salt and maybe a carrot or two and some garlic plus some tomatoes and truffels thrown in just for good measure. Thank you and "May the Pork be with YOU!" Another thing my brothers and sisters...We shall have to deal with the BBW eventually. Although he and others like him are working hard to reactivate their "HUFFING AND PUFFING" weapons of mass destruction it is my humble opinion that the Fluvian Dogs are our first priroity. And in the IMMORTAL words of Sir Winston Churchill.. and I quote"EOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I dropped a cigar down the front of my jumpsuit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ponder these words piglets and let them sink into your juicey pink souls! 
We shall have to deal with the BBW eventually.
AHHH ERRRRRRRRRRR AAHHHHHHHHHHH WELLLL OOOOPPPPPS. I think I'll be going now. Guards HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS A FLUVIAN TRICK!!!!!
RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE YOURSELVES !!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh you biggest of bad old wolves....You're going bye byes!!!!!! Yippee Yahoo. Now I can sleep well, at least for a few nights, knowing that i only have those Fuluvians to worry about for a while. I would like to request that April 1st will be hereafter known as "The Day the Big Bad Wolf said he was going to take a holiday and took some of the pressure off the Sty Day!" This is a momentous occaision...a moral victory..a shot in the arm for our war weary stymates...But wait..could this be a sinister April Fools Joke! A ploy to make us dance in the street and then make...dare I say it...PORKCHOPS...out of us. I for one am staying indoors and only leaving with a bodyguard of portly porkers armed to the teeth. I see through your evil plan wolf! You don't fool me! Well..if you are going on a holiday...have fun and watch the fat and cholesterol intake...especially the (gulp) pork! 
#:-) 
Senior Editor
As the newly appointed Commandant of Pig Marine Aviation. My first official act I have activated all PMV WIngs to be on high alert. To pound anything that moves against the sty in any a hostile or unwelcomed fashion. Also have initiated and enforcing a no fly zone over number 1 and 2's stys any unauthorized or suspicious craft within these boundries pilots have authorization to chop down and make Ceaser Salad out of them
Quoted Textcan I please install a SAM site? oh please oh please oh please!As the newly appointed Commandant of Pig Marine Aviation. My first official act I have activated all PMV WIngs to be on high alert. To pound anything that moves against the sty in any a hostile or unwelcomed fashion. Also have initiated and enforcing a no fly zone over number 1 and 2's stys any unauthorized or suspicious craft within these boundries pilots have authorization to chop down and make Ceaser Salad out of them
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