You have to be from Joisy to appreciate this one.

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.




Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"




The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy
and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."




There is a silence . and then a shot is heard.




Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"

how do you know your old? when girl scouts only will sell you sugar free cookies

How do you know youre getting old... when you go to a auction and 3 people bet on you

Fish swims into a wall, "Dam!"

What do you call a boomerang that does not return?
A stick.

Where do Generals keep their armies?
In their sleevsies..

The last one is my sons, he's 5

Mike

AFA = Another [auto-censored]in acronim

a dyslexic walks into a bra

What kind of Bee Produces milk A BOO-BEE


What do you call a Bra Strapped across a room A Boo-bee Trap

redleg

There is an airplane with a Lawyer, a Priest and a Boy Scout in it.
The airplane starts to experience some mechanical problems and the pilot come back into the cabin. "The plane is going down and I have three parachutes, sorry but I am using one" and with that the pilot jumps from the plane.
The Priest looks at the Lawyer and says "what will we do to save ourselves and the boy?
The Lawyer begins strapping on one of the two remaining parachutes. The Lawyer says to the Priest "I dunno about you but I'm saving myself"
The Priest says "we've got give one of the chutes to the young boy scout so that he can experience life as you and I have"
The Lawyer says "Screw the Boy Scout " as he tightens the strap on the parachute.
The Priest glances at the Boy Scout then turns back to the Lawyer and says "do you think we have time"?


Okay, Okay I've probably offended someone with this....but if you can't take a joke....et al

Cheers,
C.

CReading I heard that joke before with a different ending.

The Lawyer straps on a chute and jumps out of the plane.

The Priest says to the Scout, "I've lived a long life, you take the last chute my child."

The Scout says "we can both jump with chutes. The lawyer just jumped wearing my knapsack."