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Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit!
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 08:11 AM UTC
Hurricane Survival Kit:

Toilet paper.........................check
Bud Light............................check
Keystone Ice.........................check
Budweiser............................check
Red Dog..............................check
Misc. alcohol........................check
Piece of plywood to float your
chick and booze on...................check

Next time, let's all be a little more prepared..........















generalzod
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 08:15 AM UTC
At least they packed the essentials :-) :-)
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 08:41 AM UTC
The bad thing is that it is the truth.

You don't know how many people I saw that had a cooler of beer in thier vehicle coming through the line to get food, water, and ice while I was on Hurricane Rita duty.

It's just to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 08:51 AM UTC
Pictures like that really make you wonder on weather or not you should contribute, because you know what the two of them will spend the relief money on. It's a sad, sad day.

Tanks,
Andy
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 09:07 AM UTC

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... because you know what the two of them will spend the relief money on. ...

Tanks,
Andy


What?
PvtParts
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 09:09 AM UTC
A bigger door to hold more beer?
TankCarl
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 01:47 PM UTC
A couple o' empty coolers under the plywood,would hold it better to hold more beer,sheesh,you rednecks need a class!

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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 02:10 PM UTC
Wouldn't a proper Redneck be sitting on the plywood..
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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 03:56 PM UTC
I believe that the quick assumption that these people are rednecks is wrong...... First of all, no chewing tobaco products are visible. I am certain that this fine vessel would be flying some type of NASCAR flag if it were from the redneck fleet. Lastly, no real redneck would be pulling the woman, come on, he'd be riding the boat, and she'd be pulling.

All I can figure is they must have been tourists who couldn't get out before the storm hit.

Patrick

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Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2005 - 04:03 PM UTC
I can't stop laughing......
jimbrae
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Posted: Friday, October 21, 2005 - 12:52 AM UTC

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I believe that the quick assumption that these people are rednecks is wrong...... First of all, no chewing tobaco products are visible. I am certain that this fine vessel would be flying some type of NASCAR flag if it were from the redneck fleet. Lastly, no real redneck would be pulling the woman, come on, he'd be riding the boat, and she'd be pulling.

All I can figure is they must have been tourists who couldn't get out before the storm hit.


...I see no jug...Jim :-)
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Posted: Friday, October 21, 2005 - 01:05 AM UTC
May be related to this guy.
You have to hit the link. "Save picture as" function disabled...

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/05/carnascar3.htm

Shaun
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Posted: Friday, October 21, 2005 - 11:24 AM UTC
Damn, Talk about pre-planning...he made sure that his "chick" was a skinny one to make it easier to float. A heavier girl would have meant less beer (if she rode) or more beer (if she wadded and pulled the load).

I'm sure most have seen the www.beerlooterdude.net site. The original photo was shot by one of my best friends and former boss, Dave Martin of the Associated Press. The photo has since been photoshopped by hunderds of folks.

kevin
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Posted: Friday, October 21, 2005 - 12:01 PM UTC
If they were real rednecks the huntin dawgs would be on the raft with the beer and the shotguns.

These people look like Biafrans or drug and alcohol dependent welfare parasites. Sorry, just an opinion, a picture tells a thousand stories, for all I know they could be Ford Motor Co. executives.

Once again sorry just an angry American taxpayer.
Cheyenne
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Posted: Monday, October 24, 2005 - 06:45 AM UTC
As a redneck myself I can saw with confidence that they are not rednecks.

You would never see a redneck around that much water without a fishing pole.
Heck a redneck probably wouldn’t even leave. We wouldn’t even leave the house. Just fish out of the 2nd story windows.

Any way no redneck going to be seen with that load of alcohol. You would see whisky and kegs. Perhaps a few jugs of moonshine.

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Posted: Monday, October 24, 2005 - 09:30 AM UTC
these guys are amateurs to the stuff I see in virginia :-) they dont even have a rebel flag or a nascar flag for cryin' out loud. :-)
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Posted: Monday, October 24, 2005 - 11:20 AM UTC

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As a redneck myself I can saw with confidence that they are not rednecks.




So who is typing this for you then?

:-) :-)

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Posted: Monday, October 24, 2005 - 10:20 PM UTC
Henk, --- brilliant.

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Posted: Monday, October 24, 2005 - 11:28 PM UTC

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Quoted Text

As a redneck myself I can saw with confidence that they are not rednecks.




So who is typing this for you then?

:-) :-)




I’m a very gifted redneck.
I cut a deer open and found a computer in it and rigged its power cable up to the truck battery.

I also have a beer hat so may hands are free.
:-)
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Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - 09:58 AM UTC
A beer hat Now that has to be one of the greatest inventions of all times :-) :-)
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