Welcome,oink all.(tm)
mmhmm.
So a member of the 4th estate.Who will be declared # 100?
The mind boggles. (++) (++) (++)

Welcome all new members of the Sty. As many of you have not yet made it into the MSN Armorama Chatroom I would like to invite you to join in our silliness... I am what was once known as the resident female, but since the birth of child number 4 I have not been into the chat as much. I would however like to let you know that the doors to said chat are always open.. We like to have fun, joke around, give building/painting tips,etc... Please feel free to stop in and meet us chatters anytime.
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lol anne you forgot a few subjects we talk about (++)

anyway YEAH people PLEASE do chat @ the armorama msn chat

its boring beeing their all by yr lonesome *cries*

heh

i am asking you if i could become part of the great honor that is pig and minster of sty mud patrol. (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)

Billy,

It's our great honour to accept you as Pig Number 100. WOW what a magic number!, and Minister of sty mud patrol, sud session.

Oink with pride! (++) (++) (++)

Thank you i will wear the title proudly of being a pig oink oink oink piggy #100 (++) (++) (++)

Welcome Thenamshow to the filthiest site on Armorama. Only here are you encouraged to roll in the mud.... Don't forget to spend a lot of your waking hours in Armorama chat either...Certain people are always looking for new friends to grossly insult and humiliate. I reckon we are now outnumbering the wolves about 30 to 1 ...... Jim
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Wlecome oh young padawan ! A.K.A billy!But unfortunateley your computer won't let you loog into chat! Anybody have a way to fix this? (++)

Remf 11m reporting in.

i was wondering if i could have the honor of becomeing a member and being a piggy and being minister of the extremely scrawney piggys (++)

Panzershrek,

Great to have ya with us, Pig # 102, and minister of extremely scrawney Piggies, and Commandant of AT detachment, Kampfgrupp 102.

Oink Bloody Oink!

oink oink (++) thanx

Lord JRNelson is our latest pig. Pig Number 103. Minister of Deutsch Panzer Achieve, Chief of Intel. Service.

Oink Bloody Oink! (++)

welcome pig nr 103 :-)

anyone fancy a fancy food bowl?

welcome to all new piggies!

sorry i ain't been on in a while, still no monitor and i work days now.

hope to be in contact with all my squealing subjects soon!

SIEG OINK!

Chris- the 23 stone pig (++)

Welcome Pzshrek, does that mean that you are a large green ogre with a tank? Perhaps minister for unlikely fairytale creatures would have been better....Ah well, welcome to DSB,and a 21 piggy salute to you (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)
P.s. We do have a vacancy for the 'Piggy Responible for Adjusting Dave's Thong', not nice work, but someone has to do it.....Jim #:-)

hahahaha jim nice one and welcom pzk ENJOY!

and pak hope 2 have you back soonish! :-)

ewwwwwww! There goes my dinner.

Sow 1 would be happy to do it for Dave #:-) .........................................I think!

Bloody Bums! All just pile on Dave!!!! DOn't you need to find a midget to fry or something instead of pick on poor inncent me!!!!

GSO..........dateline 10/18/03..........A flurry of assaults was detected and appropriatly deflected by SLDDA. The attacks against his character and "lifestyle" were forwarded to the homieland defense organization and evaluated by Obersty. After concluding said attacks were acts of cowardly terrorist cells, the GSO has employeed its "Flung finger and raspberry" defense system. All further attacks on His Most Unique SLDDA shall be considered as acts of typing and posting and further defense systems shall be deployed.

Long Live the DSB and all it's influential members!

Can i join this venerable order please and be pig#666?
regards
Pete

Venerable? What does that mean? "Doctor I have a problem, I think I have a venerable disease...." ahem, sorry Pete, us pigs are not used to big words.... (++) Vocabulary like STY,FOOD,BEER, DAVE'S THONG etc. are about our limit. Pig #666 strikes me as a little John Carpenterish, we don't really want pigs with revolving heads as that would compromise the dignity of Da DSB and it could mean Helga having to dress up as a nurse and administer to you......I think a lower number would be better, don't want the Fluvians launching some kinda religious crusade against us do we?.... (++) (++) (++) (Three little piggies against the anti-wolf....) Jim #:-)

Here is the official welcome to Lord 26WC666 to be pig Number 105, (sorry buddy, I cannot assign ya 666, or otherwise, our good friend Catdude will get so mad, if I didn't give him the number earlier), Minister of Devilish Affair

And our former Naval Brethen Dustoff, Pig Number 106, Minister of Deck Cleaning of PigsMarine, Minister of Sty Waste Disposal and Environment Control

Oink Bloody Oink!!!! (++)

Lord Dave
Thank you for welcoming me into the Noble order of Pigs and for assigning me the post of Minister for Devilish Affairs. I will endeavour to be Devilishly good at any Mischief and chaos i may cause etc etc.
All the Oinking best
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