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Der Sonntag Bund Roll Call - Part III
jimbrae
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Posted: Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 09:49 AM UTC
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A PIGGY COMBAT AIR PATROL (tm) Has been established to protect our airspace from the fluvian incursion. It has been reported that total piggy air superiority has been re-established. The Fluvians are fleeing in terror............yah,boo,sucks! Piggies(tm) rule!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 02:46 PM UTC
SQUEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!! sound da alarms da fluvians are attacking!!!!!! call da fighters! call da Tanks! call da infantry! call da navy! call my MOMMY!!!!.........WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (++) (++) (++)
Posted: Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 02:56 PM UTC
Hey rotc,
welcome to the hi and less than holy sty. you are Pig#86, welcome to the Oinkdom

Chris (++) and his pet Pig
Folgore
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Posted: Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 04:30 PM UTC
Have no fear, fellow Pigs. Your Italian military attache has arrived with volunteers. Italy's finest in a platoon of CV-33 tankettes!



Beautiful, are they not? Fluvians, quake in fear!

Nic
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Posted: Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 06:23 PM UTC

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The Fluvians are fleeing in terror............



a little error in this line..... It must be :

The Fluvians are flying while the pigs ar scatered all over the place fleeing in terror............

The Fluvian marine is setting sail towards port Pigiestan, while the Fluvian ground forces continue their excercises in the middle of Fluvanian.

Until the Fluvians are completely ready to engage the Eagle watches piggie ground manouvres...... that have been looking totaly ridiculous until now

also reports our FNN reporter........ The story continues
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Posted: Thursday, June 05, 2003 - 07:28 PM UTC

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Quoted Text

The Fluvians are fleeing in terror............



a little error in this line..... It must be :

The Fluvians are flying while the pigs ar scatered all over the place fleeing in terror............

The Fluvian marine is setting sail towards port Pigiestan, while the Fluvian ground forces continue their excercises in the middle of Fluvanian.

Until the Fluvians are completely ready to engage the Eagle watches piggie ground manouvres...... that have been looking totaly ridiculous until now

also reports our FNN reporter........ The story continues



I tell you, we will slaughter them fluvians, god willing. The fluvians are like big snakes, we will chop them into pieces. and hit them with out pig shoes and hoofs. I gurantee you there is no Fluvians Marines anywhere near Piggy Port. There were some fights yesterday, we kill them all. and take them prisoner, and COOKED THEM!!!!! AND ATE THEM!!!!!!!

Spongepig Squarehooves (++) #:-)
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Posted: Friday, June 06, 2003 - 03:50 AM UTC

The Fluvians are not a threat.No!Our glorious Army of swine have them under attack! Yes! 26 hours a day and night ,too!

Victory will be ours,yet! Yes!
Eagle
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Posted: Friday, June 06, 2003 - 03:51 AM UTC
I've seen a Minister of Information of some country on TV a few months ago, telling those same stories....... Never heard from him again since......

The Submarfluvians fleet is on it's way to Port Piggy.....be aware...you won't see them coming...
SS-74
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Posted: Friday, June 06, 2003 - 04:06 AM UTC

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The Fluvians are not a threat.No!Our glorious Army of swine have them under attack! Yes! 26 hours a day and night ,too!

Victory will be ours,yet! Yes!



For the record, Pigs just hired that dude for making the speech for the cost of 2 camels (tm) He is not, NOT a member of DSB.
Eagle
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Posted: Friday, June 06, 2003 - 07:48 AM UTC

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He is not, NOT a member of DSB



May be not a DSB member, but surely the most funiest pig of Operation Iraqi Freedom......

Fluvian Air Traffic Control reports very little hostile activities......

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Posted: Friday, June 06, 2003 - 10:49 AM UTC
That's because the Regio Esercito has not yet arrived. We're just being slowed down by a little rough terrain in our tankettes...........



We'll get you Fluvian swi....... umm..... bad guys, yet!

Nic
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Posted: Saturday, June 07, 2003 - 11:32 AM UTC
Guess it's up to me to take care of the Fluvian threat I'll use my heat vision to burn them,then send their remains to the Phantom Zone
WeWillHold
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Posted: Saturday, June 07, 2003 - 01:47 PM UTC
Don't mess with "Da Zodster"----see the pic below!!!

generalzod
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Posted: Sunday, June 08, 2003 - 08:14 AM UTC
Cool pic Steve Where did you find it?
stufer
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Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 06:37 AM UTC
hey pigs,yeah you,hey pig,piggy,pig pig pig,all of my fears came true....
peering over the heap of unmade kits,piles of Military Modelling,a library of expensive hardback american reference books by a man known only as Hunnicutt and harbouring a deep seated fear of Zaloga,lord of the Drab,i humbly submit my application to join your merry band.I have no idea who Fluvians are,but i hate them all the same
ctmi911
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Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 06:38 AM UTC
Hello Pigsters,

I was advised by SS-74 to stop in for my application, heres the quote from my original post:

"Dearest Porkies,

Since I work for a Police Department (not a cop, on the tactical team though), does that mean I get to be a piggy (guilt) by association?

Just wondering, 'cause I get a lot of "smells like bacon" jokes."

Thanks for the heads up SS-74,

Chris
Porkie Pig WannaBe
SS-74
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Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 03:23 PM UTC
I hereby welcome Lord Stufer to be pig Number 87. Minister of I don't know who the Fluvians are, but hate them just the same (tm).

As well as Lord CTMI911 to be Pig 88, Sheriff of DSB Piglice department (tm), Head of No Tactical Team Against Fluvian Menace (tm).

Welcome home. Oink Freak'n Oink! (copyright, Jackhammer)

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TwistedFate
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Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 05:01 PM UTC

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Sheriff of DSB Piglice department (



pig lice????
ctmi911
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Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 06:38 PM UTC
Thank you all, I am honored with this...um...honor?

I will do my best to assist in the upholding of all pig laws and to guarentee all piglets will grow to live, love and wallow to their hearts content!

I would like to also thank all those who support me in these endevors!

Oink Freak'n Oink! (++) (++)

Chris
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Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 07:40 PM UTC
i'll drink to that!
jimbrae
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Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 09:14 PM UTC
Welcome Chris, perhaps you should have been appointed minister of doughnuts instead..... Dave will no doubt send you a list of the secret trotter-shakes in due course.........
If you feel joining DSB is not causing you enough mental damage, you can always start coming into the Chat room from time to time, a place where insults and libel fly like cows in a Kansas twister....... (++) (++) (++) (piggy Swat team(tm))
Posted: Thursday, June 12, 2003 - 01:42 AM UTC
to all my new piggies, welcome. i extend to you the Royal Knuckle (Not Pickled) of my Royal Swineness and wish you many great and wonderful wallows. Number 2 Pig is the greatest at welcoming to the sty. Have fun and thanks for much future silliness.

Chris (++) (++) (++) and his Swiny Trio
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Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2003 - 03:10 AM UTC

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Have no fear, fellow Pigs. Your Italian military attache has arrived with volunteers. Italy's finest in a platoon of CV-33 tankettes!



Beautiful, are they not? Fluvians, quake in fear!

Nic



Guidons, guidons... Scouts report enemy Fluvian armor company with troops in support vicinity of TRP 3; Move to phase line Watercress and report Redcon 1 when set... Red 3 will provide bounding overwatch...

dammit, where's my Black 6 element? #:-) (++)
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Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2003 - 03:35 AM UTC
whats wrong with walmart?
I LOVEE walmart

I know one hot looking gurl that works their *ROAR*