Is Pig 41 my alter-ego?
Why don't hookers like to snuggle?
Does the Family dog wish he couldn't lick himself there?
How come I've never seen Davidus and Superman in the same place at the same time?
Does Spider-man ever get the runs?
Am I pathetic if my hand says.." Not tonight, I have athritis"?
Why isn't streaking written as "Assault with a Friendly weapon"?
Do I look fat in this?
How come Proctologists always want "Thier Turn"?
Do Proctologists think of us as just a piece of ass?
Are ass implants just politicians hiding in your Fern?
If it is a cousin "Three times removed".....why do they keep coming back?
Is this seat taken?
Why do we have artificial butter flavoring for our popcorn.....are we running out of real butter?
Why do we now have commercials in movie thearters......Ticket prices aren't high enough?
When did rap music stop rhyming to the beat?
Why is racecar spelled backwards still racecar?
Did the same guy who named the orange name the fly?
Do I have camel toe?
Why isn't it ok to wear a diaper to a movie?
What the hell is this rash?
Why did I spell trougth...trought?
There will be more....I'm sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting comments.

Some additional "food for thought"

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A bicycle can't stand alone because its two-tired.
When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
A local area network in Australia, is a LAN down under.

damn !!!!

#:-) #:-) Man...... you guys crack me up.... :-) :-) :-)

hmmmm..............................I stink you guys deserve a tinny so i'll grab a slab and share. OKAY.

Yes, you are pathetic
Dirtbag :-)

Andrew

Whatever you are smoking, I WANT SOME!

One size fits all,all what?

Jonus, you are good, very good. Oinkty oink oink!

The reason you never seen me and superman together is whilst this spandex wearing man jumping around saving the world, and I was having an affair with the Mrs. Superman.

As the resident Las Vegas resident, I feel qualified to answer query Number 2 from our esteemed fellow swine.

Who says hookers don't like to snuggle, you just didn't pay enough money, sonny.

I agree. and I agree as the resident of Hong Kong, and border to China, I feel I am very very qualified to agree this.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Gunner, that's a very good question, I wish I knew the answer to that!!! I've been puzzled by that one myself for years!!!!

What happened to the other 6 ups??

how did they get the signs "do not walk on the grass" on the grass??

something to think about

I think in theory that hookers may in fact enjoy snuggling only just not with clients. I can't be positive on that one...just a theory. I've always been intrigued by the whole" how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" question. It is a theme that runs through several of my posts...you could even say I'm obsessed with woodchucks also known as groundhogs, a member of the rodent family, living mainly in the eastern US and plains states. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They're in my head...Make them STOP!!!!!!!! Where were we...ahhh yes..anyway....so....well....ok...here goes....what's up with those bald guys who part their hair on the side way down by the ear and flop it over to the other side....like no one notices THAT! (please....if you're one of those guys....no MAIL!) Is a bar of Irish Spring really like taking a shower in Ireland? Is this Deja Vu? Or maybe Vuja De...I've never been or seen anything remotely like this ever before...anywhere! And why do i have to "have a nice day"? I'll have a crappy day if I so desire just to spite you. And another thing....quit calling my house at two o'clock in the morning pretending to be a girlscout trying to sell cookies and asking me if my refrigerator is running then telling me to go catch it! VERY FUNNY..like that's not the most juvenile thing I've ever heard...by the way is your nose running? RIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I've always wanted to do that! I can just piclure myself in the Swiss alps with my lederhosen and beautiful Swiss MAEDEL drinking beer and yelling RIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAA!!!!! all day! That's all I have to say Mr. Smartypants. Goodnight Lucy...wherever you are! The End

I think in theory that hookers may in fact enjoy snuggling only just not with clients. I can't be positive on that one...just a theory. I've always been intrigued by the whole" how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" question. It is a theme that runs through several of my posts...you could even say I'm obsessed with woodchucks also known as groundhogs, a member of the rodent family, living mainly in the eastern US and plains states. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They're in my head...Make them STOP!!!!!!!! Where were we...ahhh yes..anyway....so....well....ok...here goes....what's up with those bald guys who part their hair on the side way down by the ear and flop it over to the other side....like no one notices THAT! (please....if you're one of those guys....no MAIL!) Is a bar of Irish Spring really like taking a shower in Ireland? Is this Deja Vu? Or maybe Vuja De...I've never been or seen anything remotely like this ever before...anywhere! And why do i have to "have a nice day"? I'll have a crappy day if I so desire just to spite you. And another thing....quit calling my house at two o'clock in the morning pretending to be a girlscout trying to sell cookies and asking me if my refrigerator is running then telling me to go catch it! VERY FUNNY..like that's not the most juvenile thing I've ever heard...by the way is your nose running? RIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I've always wanted to do that! I can just piclure myself in the Swiss alps with my lederhosen and beautiful Swiss MAEDEL drinking beer and yelling RIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAA!!!!! all day! That's all I have to say Mr. Smartypants. Goodnight Lucy...wherever you are! The End

OK Bodeen point taken, no need to post the same thing twice! lol I think maybe you and Jackhammer need to look for a new Psychiatrist together.... Maybe one that specializes in Advanced Dellusionary Schitzophrenia with Involuntary Narcisitic Rage hehehehe (for my movie buff buddies)... No seriously guys you really crack me up, keep em coming.

Additional "Food for Thought"

If you jump off a bridge in Paris, are you in Seine?
Is a short fortune teller who escapes from prison, a small medium at large?
and,
a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.