A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with deepest regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight braless t-shirt, Daisy Duke shorts and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

:-) :-) :-) :-) Brilliant, thanks for posting :-) :-). Tattoos and piercings, it sounds like my Beloved :-)8 .
Andy

:-) :-) :-) :-) You totally got me off guard :-) :-) :-)

Excellent.

That's hilarious!


I think I may try that sometime...

As a father of a 16 year old daughter, who is WAY more popular than I'd like, I can tell you for certain there are worse things in life than a bad report card.

My wife and I got a real kick out of this one. It kind of reminds me of a scene in Steel Magnolias where one character is telling how some boy came into his parents and told them he had only six months to live. He then said, "relax folks I'm just gay."