Pig of the Week: Jackhammer
Wallower of the Sty(contributor): Delone
Squealer Great Pig(funny guy): Oberst
Mucker(good talker): Delbert

Congrats and OINK!

Chris

Congratulations Jack, DeLone, Oberst, and Delbert.
Oink freakin' Oink

Couldn't have happened to a muddier bunch of walllowers.
I expect they'll all be wearing their bacon strips at the next sty get together.

Jay

Congratulations Piglets! It's good to see that the pigs deserve this honour got awarded. Oink Freak'n Oink!!!!!!

So as Jay had suggested, I think they should all put a strip of bacon on whilst next time hop into the chat thingy.....

And as a show of my congratulations to them, I will go out and have a big bovine steak tomorrow!!!! Yum!!!! #:-)

Oink,merry band of swine-brothers!

so dave, if you put on a strip of bacon to honor them...... doec that make this weeks winners the band of bacon????????????? hehehehehehhe stug

FUNNY?
you think I am funny?
Why you &#@^%@%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
grrrrrrrrhhhhhh
Thanks though,
Andrew

Hi Dave!!!!!!!!

He-He...Oink...

Mike

JACKHAMMER is a dirty FLUVIAN

Oberst is this weeks winner of Pig of the Week.
SOW1 is the Rookie of the Sty
SS-74 is to be slowly roasted on an open spit and covered in BBQ sauce for continuing the Fluvian thing.
Rattler is the overall nice Swine this week
stugiiif- his navy idea treads too much water
dioman- is my morale boost this week
Jeepney- you lurk too much, sorry about the firewall-see you soon
SIEG OINK! SIEG OINK!

Chris Grand Porker and Brewer of the Royal BBQ Sauce

PIG OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!
I will try to uphold all of the virtues associated with this prestigious title.
WHAT do I GET???

Thanks Chris

Andrew

I see the mantle of pig of the week is passed to my cohort and am much pleased. As for the rookie of the sty....she ain tno rookie....I can attest to that! SS....your my master and I hope you bast well! Rattler.....you snaked your way into our hearts! Stug got the Navy patch by default....he has the biggest "Floatation devices" in the sty! Dioman.....I am am immmoral so HELP! Jeep....firewall....that face better be protected! Coin-grad-you-late-shune-zzz! LLTDSB!!!!

sorry i missed last week, that Pig of the Week was: Ladymodelbuilder
this weeks Pig of the Week: WeWillHold
Pig of the Month is: modelnut4(month of February)
congrats to all

Chris The Large Porker

Hell I wish I would have realized I had been awarded anything at all!!!! It's been sometime, why didn't anyone tell me? Oh Jackhammer Who said I'm no rookie? I'm a perfect angel!!! NOT! Anyhow It's been fun and congrats to all the current award winners.

Congrats to all the freakin pig winners!!
Oink oink
Damn Fluvian get ins

Head Ham: Thanks for this very high honor. I have heard there is a large "cash prize" associated with this honorable designation. Rather than sending the check directly to me, please fund and or purchase the following items, for the needs of other pigs in the Sty.

(1) An olive drab set of silk pajamas for Dave Tong aka SS74. Those Hong Kong women he's always chasing, will just love em, (and we all know Dave loves anything in OD).

(2) A lifetime supply of girl scout cookies (plus the girls of course) for our leader Pak40.

(3) Tuition for an "Anger Management" class for "you know who" in the chat room

(4) A lifesized hotwater bottle (shaped like an anatomically correct Brad Pitt), for Sow1, who says its cold in Japan.

(5) whatever money can buy to get the Jeepster busted through that firewall and back into the chat room.

(6) A million breath mints to remove the foul Fluvian taste from our mouths, (after we chewed the you know what out of them).

(7) A gold leafed invitation to "General Failure" to become out newest pig. This guy posts in the Sty forum more often than most of the rest of us. Its just his way of reaching out and wanting to become part of the "Brotherhood of the Sty". (We'll probably have to check the bi-laws though!)

Thanks

Ummmm We Will Hold cuold you make that Matt Damon instead? heheheh Sorry I tend to like men that bathe!

Absolutely Lady Anne Marie, --- the last thing we want is for you to be "snuggling" with a stinky hot water bottle

ps: Hopefully "Da Stugster" takes no offense at my request

Oinkies,All !
I think Gen Failure is waiting to be given #69.Many will vie for that number,but much like low #ered license plates here in Rhode Island,it may go to the highest bidder.
Kill Fluvians.(Or at least revoke their model building priveleges!
Oink out.

It's not because I stopped eating pork (except for that small incident this morning) that I want to become a pig. I just like to be around all you munchy chewy little swines. My insatiable appetite may come in handy when those fluvians come barging in.
Thanks for the gold-leaf invitation, though. It's much appreciated.

BTW : who's elected Wolf of the month around these places ?

GF you really crack me up.. Here have a little bacon on me... Bit just a nibble... It's a long slow process weaning yourself off pork products! lol

Oh noooooooo ! I've feasted my eyes on that tasty bacon of yours for too long already. Save me from sin !
BTW I just posted your pic in another post. Maybe it's still in my clipboard. Le'ts see...



Voilà !

I knew it. I knew it.

Pig of the Month?

Who little old me? Oink-Squeal-Oink

I shall wear my strip of bacon with pride, at least until about April, that's when it will be cookin' here in Vegas in the daylight hours and it'll probably be pretty rank by then anyway.

I'd like to thank mommy and daddy for all their efforts to produce this prize winnin' Razorback and most of all all my fellow swine, all you little individuals who nestle together in our little corner of our sty in Cyberspace, even tho' we be flung out all over hell and gone on the planet.

Now that all this frivolity is over with, where's me some Fluvian butt to kick

And who's that foxy piglet, another one of Gen'l Failures' harem no doubt

Gotta go Thanks to all and see ya' out in Cyberland

Oh my I'm flattered by the fact that you've been eyeing my bacon!!! Thanks for the Ms. Piggy pics, but I think I'm cuter! heheheh Oh yeah Nut I'm a part of no man's Harem, just a flirtatious piglette! lol