I would like to nominate Bodeen as Pig of the millenium but, only Bodeen can bestow that honor apon himself (as per the DSB charter rules section 56, chapter 12, subsection 23 "The Micheal Jackson bestowal"). His devotion to unconfirmation and sincerity to ellusive indecision should be enough to let himself nominate......well.....himself. As for the rest of the Pigs, and you know who you are, I have the knighting ceremonies prepared and your titles are as such:
SLDDA- Knight of the elongated styrene.....as compensation
Lord Pakish- King of all he Perverts.......Thanks for the memories
StugSteve- Knight of the perpetual Pang....for his fight against Polka!!!!!
Selrach-Knight of the Coffee Table........Diningroom table still has dishes on it.
TwistedFate-Knight of the Blinding Dome......Shine on!
Sow1-Damsel out of dis Dress......Quickly!
Ladymodelbuilder-Joan of Essex....Don't think they could land a plane on an Ark
Octopus-Knight of the Squid.....Production starts on Knight of the Squid Part II 3/08/04
Jeepney-Knight of the Overdue Book....someone needs to be thier champion!
Faust- Knight of Living Hillary Clinton.....Now that is SCARY!!!!!!
Favo- Knight of the Rhymes with FAMO.....Still my favorite name
Matt- Sir Lapse-alot.....Sleepless BASTARD!!!(Thats for you Obe)
Cliff-Knight of the Listing Rowboat.....Bail and row...and, Bail and Row........
Emmerald-Lady Engineer....Get it....Engineer-Guenevere....HAhahaha, I slay me!
Oberst-y--Knight of the Terret's......Love you, you #$@%son-of-a %$##@, your a $#%@$#
Rattler-Knight of the Morning After......and you have our respect for it!
96D4HS9-Knight of the Laser Designated........A little to the left....little more...little more.......... PERFECT!
And there are more to come but I have severe finger tip cramping and my Mother is coming over! What the two have to do with each other....I have NO idea....but that is not unusual! I mean....look at my marriage....IT Sucks!!!!.....if I had had any idea, I wouldn't have gotten married!....but then i wouldn't have 4 beautiful kids!.....then again, I'd have alot less gray hairs......But gray hair is distinguishing......or extinguishing....which means I'm DYING!....but aren't we all?!!.....but not at the same rate, you idiot!....Who asked you, jerk-wad?!!!....Nobody had to! It's common sense! Or don't you have any?!!!!.....Have you read this, you TWIT? It is apparent that I have no sense at all, common or otherwise!......Well, Duh!! You whine like a Woman that didn't get her "Vacation" to Florida!......No, she got her "Vacation" but she decided to take YOU instead of me!.....She didn't take me either! She took the Pool guy!! ........
OUR LIVES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!