Ladies, Gentlemen, Porkers, Porcine, Schwein, Schweine, Oinkers, friends, fellow country peoples, et al!!!!!!!!!

THE list of Ministerial (and other) positions, as I have been able to glean from the forums, posts, signature blocks, and whatnot, is presented! Should I have forgotten someone, something, somewhatever, somewho, somewhere, feel free to let me know and I shall, as the (purported) Archivist Extraordinaire, fix, remedy, make better, sooth the wounds, Knee knee, bow bow, oink oink, FixerUpIt, and CORRECT:

Drum roll, PahLease.................................


1...................Swine1............................ FOUNDER (und UBER Pig)
2...................SS-74...............................Co-Founder (und unter UBER Pig)
2...................SS-74...............................U-Boat Waffe der Pigsmarine
2...................SS-74...............................Minister of OD Paint Removal
2...................SS-74...............................Minister of Ministries
2...................SS-74...............................Honorary Holder of the Lens
3...................Tanks46..........................Head Armorer
4...................CaptainJack
5...................Folgore............................Italian Military Attaché to the DSB
6...................octupus...........................Squid and Sushi Specialist
7...................Jeepney..........................Minister of Pollination and Honey Traps
8...................plstktnkr2
9...................stugiiif..............................Commandant Pigsmarine of the DSB
9...................stugiiif..............................Keeper of the Sty Chronicles
10.................Oberst.............................Director of DSB Cash Crop and Sheep Affairs
11.................dioman
12.................KFMagee
13.................vlady
14.................jackhammer...................Commandant GSO
15
16.................leastweforget
17.................andy007...........................Commandant of the DSB Jugend
18.................Desert-Fox
19.................Delone.............................Minister of Propaganda
20.................EK
21.................Avukich
22.................matt
23
24.................Delbert
25.................Tank34boss
26.................Rattler
27.................Bish
28.................WeWillHold.....................Minister of OD Paint Applications
29.................PonySoldier
30.................FAUST
31.................generalzod......................Minister of Panzer Gray Paint Application
31.................generalzod......................Commander of the DSB StuG Abteilungen
32.................Plasticbattle
33.................merkava8
34.................Bison44
35.................TOMCAT14
36.................
37.................Screamingeagle
38.................ladymodelbuilder...........Baroness of the DSB
39.................Dmd..................................Minister of Language for the Sty
40.................zer0_co0l.........................Minister of Fortifications and Fancy Food Bowls
41.................ShermanSam
42.................Bodeen............................Director of Pork Rind Security
43.................flakdog
44.................mj
45.................GunTruck........................Commandant of Convoy Escort
46.................ArmoredSprue
47.................Eagle...............................FLUVIAN COMMANDER
48.................clovis899
49.................TankCarl
50.................gunnerk19......................Minister of Mud and Dirt
51
52.................Selrach............................Liason to the World Wrestling Federation
53.................modelnut4
54.................blind_man
55.................MadMeex
56.................Flavorisio........................Minister of Search and Rescue
57.................Grasshop12...................Minister of Disinformation
58.................JimF.................................Minister of Cat Herding and Other Largely Useless Tasks
59.................TwistedFate....................Minister of Offensively Painted Bright Pink Tanks
60.................Envar................................Commandant of Piggy-tellrywing of the Pigmacht
61.................sgtreef..............................Field Marshall der Panzer Truppen
62.................Chief.................................Minister Pig of Boat
63.................MrRoo...............................Minister of Transportation
64.................DEAKON
65.................StUkaWang
66.................96D4HS9
67.................MrFritz
68
69.................SOW1...............................Assistant Morale Piglet
69.................SOW1...............................Mess Piglet
70.................blaster76
71.................chip250
72.................warlock0322...................Commandant of Pig Marine Aviation
73.................PZKFWII
74.................BroAbrams......................Minister of Religion
75
76.................airwarrior.........................Lord Stomp and Mig Hater
77.................Graywolf Minister of Health
78
79.................ModlrMike........................Minister of Pig Music
79.................ModlrMike........................Bard of the Sty
80.................TimberWorlf....................Minster of Agriculture and Weed Control
81.................PorkChop
82.................turettoad13 .....................Minister of Southern Affairs
83.................Jimbrae...........................Minister of Piggy A-Intellectual Property
84.................War_Machine.................Minister of Education and Long Paid Vacations
85.................Mar-74.............................Minister of Piggie Soccer
86.................rotc
87.................stufer
88.................ctmi911............................Head of Tactical Team Against Fluvian Menace
89.................Phantom_Major.............Minister of Mass Merchants
90.................REMF11M.......................Minister of Logistic Support and Rear Echelon Staff
90.................REMF11M.......................Department Chief for great Prayers
91.................Grifter..............................Minister of Nice and Fancy Crests
92.................Tank_Gehrl....................Minister of Conspiracy/Majestic 11
93.................Bribo................................Minister of Owls
93.................Bribo................................Flugkommandant of Nocturnal Airborne Assaults
94.................Torque
95.................ka2rvu..............................Minister of Lake Watch and River Observation
95.................ka2rvu..............................Minister of Da Pig Marine Recon Battalion and Peeping
96.................USMC0321.....................Minister through the Dense Undergrowth
97.................Puma112........................Minister of AF Logistics
98.................jerry009...........................Minister of Photography for the Fluvian War
99.................modelcitizen62..............Minister of Pig Intelligence to IPMS
100...............thenamshow.................Minister of Sty Mud Patrols
101
102...............panzershrek....................Minister of Extremely Scrawny Piggies
103...............JRNelson........................Minister of Deutsch Panzer Archive
103...............JRNelson........................Chief of Intel Service
104...............Pnzr-Cmdr
105...............Stormbringer..................Minister of Devilish Affairs
106...............Dustoff.............................Minister of Deck Cleaning of the PigsMarine
106...............Dustoff.............................Minister of Sty Waste Disposal and Environment Control
107...............Fritz..................................Minister of German Gray Maniacs
108...............Bren.................................Court Guards Commander and all around Swell Guy
109...............sourkraut........................Minister of Reenacting Affairs
110...............95bravo...........................Minister of Naval Salvage and Artificial Reef Making
111...............kglack43
112...............Alpha-1-7-0.....................Minister of Pig Night-time Entertainment
112...............Alpha-1-7-0.....................Keeper of the Holy Thong
113...............TUNA................................Minister of Fishery and Blue Fin Affairs
114...............Bus...................................Minister for Affairs
115...............Ranger74........................Minister of Coolest Numbers
115...............Ranger74........................Inspector General of Luft '46 construction against Fluvians
116...............flitzer
117..............garrybeebe......................Minister of Naval Operations
117.............. garrybeebe......................Lord of Water
118.............. Armour66........................Minister of Chinese Feng Shui
118.............. Armour66........................Commandant, Marine Armor Group
119..............wolfsix..............................Minister of Porkydon K9 Control
119.............. wolfsix..............................Lord of Canines
120.............. greatbrit............................Lord of Great Britian Empire Armor Affairs
120.............. greatbrit............................Minister of High Tea
121..............Mech-Maniac...................Minister of Maintenance of all Porky Armor and Machineries
122..............rfeehan.............................Minister of MIS
123..............ShermiesRule................Minister of Sherman Tank Restoration for DSB Service
124.........................................................Bad for Feng Shui
125..............tankysgal1.......................Lordette of Home Affairs
126..............SpiritsEye........................Minister of Chewing Gums
126..............SpiritsEye........................Lord of Mental Institute
127
128..............Hiram_Sedai...................Minister of High Carb Dieting
129..............whodini.............................Deputy Ambassador to Hungry Hungarian Hooligans
130
131
132
133..............janwillem.........................Minister der dykemit fingerpluggin,and schoose der wooden-knocken
134
135
136..............USNavy2534...................Minister of Internal Affairs and Anti-Corruption Commission
137..............Probuilder........................Minister of Medical Devices for Devious Uses
137..............Probuilder........................Minister of Half-Powered Paychecks
138..............ThorsHammer................Minister to Led Zeppelin
139..............Red4.................................Minister of Germanglish Language and Two-Wheel HOG Transportation
140..............Crackshot53....................Minister of Hidden Base Security and Jagermeister Quality Control
141..............Art......................................Purveyor of Asexual OD and Other Necessary Items
142..............Darktrooper.....................Minister of Security Vehicle Reconditioning
142..............Darktrooper.....................Minister of Security Forces Emblamege
143A............Cuhail..............................Minister of Sharp Objects
143B............Spot.................................Minister of Sty Sports and Surgery
144..............Sensei.............................Minister of Sarma Cooking
145..............bethelyn...........................Minister of Double Speaking at Official Lunches
146..............Pedro
147..............TacFireGuru....................BIG Minister of Fixeruppers with a Gun
147..............TacFireGuru....................Minister and Headcheese, Protector of the Pork
147..............TacFireGuru....................Archivist Extraordinaire
148..............Mojo..................................Minister in Charge of the Sty Motorpool
149..............markm..............................Minister of Sty Credit Investigations with a Gun
149..............markm..............................Minister of Unspeakable Addictions
149..............markm.............................Deputy, Protector of the Pork
150..............spooky6
151..............05Sultan
152..............Martinnnn.........................Minister of Waffle Inspection (Belgian Sector)
153..............DUBDUBS
154..............MightyRhinox...................Minister of the Bow-Bow to the SWMBO
154..............MightyRhinox...................Minister of Sushi Identification and Squid Destruction
155..............lavgnr................................Really BIG Minister of Marathon Running
155..............lavgnr................................Minister of NATO's Sore Ankles
156..............3442.................................Minister in Charge du Defence de la BaCon Canadian
156..............3442.................................Minister of French Non-Dancing Canadien Piglet Importation
157..............Snowhand......................Minister of Manna Collection and Distribution
157..............Snowhand......................Minister of Un-aided Movements
158..............GenAbrams....................Minister of Ancient Prison Restoration for Fluvian Captives
158..............GenAbrams....................Minister of Large Metal Brakes

Zeig Piggie, Zeig Piggie!!! Whatcha got puppy dogs!??! Whatcha got!!!!!!!!!!???

Me, Me, Me, Mike (++) (++)

{edit per Steve}

Fug me to tears, and Crap, crud, cripes................I hope you all can read it. The format fell apart once I put it together here.

Should you desire a "word document," please PM me with your email and I shall happily, mit keine geld charging, send it to youze! YA!

Mike (++) (++)

JA! Dass ist gut! Wir haben der lisst! Nice list Mike.

Yes SIR, Lord STOMP, we surely do!!! Dude, mein Knoodle ist fried, es ist total kaput! More und BBQ....bitte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ich muss haben mehr , bitte!!!!!

Hehehehe,

Twas fun meine Freunden!!!!

Mike (++) (++)

Yea, I know my German sucks!

Ich bin nicht eine frau! #:-) hehehehe...try freund next time...hehehe German IIA is the class I take now, and it makes for some funny conversations. :-)

Oink (++)

Methinks I need a cool Minister position. How about Minister Of Hydratization and Curer Of Chronic Fibulosis

OR, how about the "Minister of Correct German Gramatical Fixing forDummies that don't Speak German too well?" :-) Uhhh, wait a sec...."Freund" und "Freunden?" Should have been Freunde......PLURAL for Friends. Not girlfriends!!!! Heheheheheh. Now, had I said Frau oder Frauen oder Frauline........well......Hmmmmm, with a German wife, maybe I should be the "Minister of Correct German Gramatical Fixing for Dummies that don't Speak German too well (with a German WIFE)!" heheheheh.

Man, I do LOVE this forum!! We all be knutzen!!!

Mike (++) (++)

Hmm... what I've been taught is that Freund is for one male friend, freunde for plural, and freundin for boyfriend, freunden is for girls, and freundenin is girlfreind. I think anyways....



But, maybe you should be minister of german grammar fixeruppers, with a gun and a german wife!

Mike

Nice job on this--- a big task that you've done really well on.

Going back in my memory (which is always dangerous :-)) a couple of notes can be added to your list.

2 SS-74 Co-Founder (Holder of "Honorary Order of Lens"

6 octupus (Squid and Sushi Specialist)

7 Jeepney (Minister of Pollination and Honey Traps)

10 Oberst (Director of DSB Cash Crop and Sheep Affairs)

52 Selrach (Liason to the World Wrestling Federation)

113 TUNA Minister of Fishery and Blue Fin Affairs

Steve

David,

According to the allwise and knowing Frau (who occasionally will assist with translations, only if she so desires and can be "sweet-talked"):

Freund can be for a male friend, freunde is plural for friends, freundin is for a female (or girl) friend, freunden is non-existent, and freundenin is for females (plural) that are friends....not girlfriend in the sense of , hmmmmmmmmm, GIRLFriend....kinda like female neighbors that are good friends.

So sayeth the Frau!! Long live the Frau! Long live me as long as I don't piss her off!! Heheheh, like the title tho........

Mike (++) (++)

Steve,

I shall immediately FixerUpper!!! THIS, Sir, is the input I so need to make it corrected so! (Without the Frau! )

Mike (++) (++)

[edit - DONE!]

Hmm.. Maybe this is why my usual average for the class is a high C :-)

Thanx for a great job on the list . Will it be put somewhere permanent, like a "Sticky" so people won't have to search for this thread?

Art (++)

Sir, yes Sir, I are is be am trying to have this done. Only the uber moderator can do this, and a message has/was/is/been sent requesting such. Now, the UBER, UBER dude can do this...but, have had no response from said. We shall go on!

Mike (++) (++)

Sadly a lot of the pigs either left the sty or have stopped coming to the site alltogether

Perhaps Lord Kenworth--- but the DSB is like the Mafia----once you're in, your in for life (++) (++) (++)


Signed
Kenworth jr.

Ah yes...........many have come, many have left, but "to steal from the military," THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE DSB!!!!!!!!!!!!.

And as Steve puts it; once you are in, you are IN!!!

Those that stray WILL find their way back. It's in the number of the pork....it's undeniable......it is FACT!!! IT IS PORCINE....IT IS THE DSB! Grunt, grunt!

Mike (++) (++)

Great list now find everyone's email attach the list and a nudie picture and ya got the news letter lol
STUG

Mike,Great job.
For my list I used a Word spreadsheet.didnt lose my #,kit ID and description.

I will try that. If it works, I'll merely edit the post (list). ThAnKs!

Mike (++) (++)

And me also

Allways a Pig oink oink

Parten ze interuptzion but I haf a problemo wit ze lizt!

Ahem!

Ahem!

Pleaz reed ze bottom caption.

Apparently mi numero haz been reazigned, No!

Okay Knaves,
Bow and scrape before your Pigsfuhrer.
I am the important porker. 345lbs is a lot of weight to throw around .
Look up to my piggish magnificence .
Cheers!
This is actually fun to fool around in here. :-)
cya

Chris- hehehehehehehehehehehe!

Spot! I ain't forgot you.....Lookin', researchin', checkin' it out. Seems to me I recall a Pig Number being assigned and then reassigned.....not sure if your's was the one, or another. Again, THIS is the feedback we need!!! I'll geeter right!! Someday, sometime, someway!!!!

Mike (++) (++)

Ladies, Gentlemen, Piggies;

Ve haft ein problem! This vill be taken up mit ze Oinkers that issue ze Pig nummers. We do have TWO officially identified Pig #143's!!

By TankCarl:



and




Technically, Cuhail is #143 as this number was granted July 26, 2005 and Spot was given the number November 8, 2005.

Mike (++) (++)

Oink!

Updated and easier to read.

Mike (++) (++)