MEMORANDUM FOR: The HEAD Oinkers

REGARDING: List of Ministerial Positions

Sirs and Madams (and (++)'s),

Az I am avare zat zer DSB ist ein very tight und united organization, I vould requezt zat zere be a lizt of ze current Minizterial Pozitionz pozted. I feel zat mit einhundert ein und funfzig (uh, 151) porkerz, ve zhould know who ist who. Az ich bin sure zer ist a Minizter aus Recordz, I vould requezt aus diz porker zis information.

Okay....that's hard to type :-) So, do we, as a group have a listing of the DSB members and any titles they may be assigned? If so, can it be posted (here????). If not, could I request of all active and non-active members of the DSB (hoping they look here [or there]) to post their NAME (and/or call sign), PIG NUMBER, and TITLE(s)? If there is not someone designated as the Minister or Record Keeping, I would gladly volunteer to compile said list.

What I would be looking for is such (using me as an example):

(Mike High), TacFireGuru, #147, "Minister of Fixeruppers with a BIG Gun" and "Headcheese, Protector of the Pork."

The reasoning behind this:

1) Prevent duplication of titles,
2) Know who is who,
3) Cohesiveness,
4) Cause I like databases!
5) I would like the DSB consider a Deputy, Protector of the Pork as the puppy dogs (Wolves) seem to be feeling their "oats" lately. Tho I have a BIG gun, there is a new member that ALSO has a BIG gun! (Mark Millard, #149)
6) I enjoy the hell (sorry) out of this forum!!!!!!!!!,
7) ????? (because?)

Mike (++) (++)

[edit - SEE what I mean????? Post number two..............]

Hmm, all the piggies in one place....slurp...

HENK!!!!

DON'T YOU DARE! :-) I feel, sense, TASTE, puppydog!!!!!!!!!!! Sty forbid I should be wrong ,,,,,,NOT!

Mike (++) (++)

MIKE..

Don't worry, I'm not a pack animal. But I do like bacon butties.
Wait, I better clarify that remark... Butties is English English slang for sandwiches.... Don't you love local dialects?

Henk,



I am ashamed (yea, I'll admit it) that I LOVE BLT's (Bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches) WITHOUT the L and T!

Growing up my brother and I would make them.......two slices of bread with a pound of thick-sliced bacon was HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhh, I've got to go to confession with the DSB now.......

The dialect issue is funny a lot of the times. Pork Butt?? Down south it's not something I want to try.......no offense my southern brethren!!!

Mike (++) (++)

p.s. Been meaning to add: I like, and appreciate (as I'm sure many do), the first line of your "signature block."

Mike the list seems to have been lost by Helga. I used to do a newsletter that ran every one and their titles but i lost count at around 69 pigs and 1 SOW. We have also lost alot of pigs due to our glorious war with the fluvians. The only major asset we have left is Helga, a very nice girl that tortures Chad and Carl. She was the mistress of mis information back in the days of our glory and helped us questioning our very on Jack hammer. JJ has been MIA for a bit and is a good pig. (rut, rut) Octopus and Delbert still post occasionaly and the ultimate lurker, Jeepney, can be seem buildong thing by his pics on the MSN Group page. Good luck catching him though. Finally we have the most important pig Dave........ SS74. Hell of a guy if you can catch him. he works way $%^&ing much these days. He used to "work" for emerson in HK, but now you see him hanging around the chat room AFK. Dave is the illustrious leader and kinda keeps us in line when he's not starting the trouble. Also he's the guy to call if ya need parts and kits realy quick. Gotta love HK for good kits, cheep prices and faithful friends. Hope that helped fill you in on what I know what I know. STUG



P.S. Anyone else miss the DSB babe of the week???

After long,long break Tomcat Oinker back to live.

I want to say Hi again to all Piggiess

Need contact to Jeepney