I, too am looking forward to the late night comics' take on this one. We had fun with it at the office today. And then my wife's boss offered to take me turkey hunting ... talk about bad timing.
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But ether the news reporters don’t know how to tell the story or that wasn’t exactly a hunting accident. The reporters keep saying “They saw a group of quail and preceded to get out of there vehicle” now out here that’s called road hunting.
Well, down South, on a private ranch or plantation, that's called quail hunting. I've seen it lots of times on hunting shows, but I don't run with the right crowd or in the right tax bracket to partake.
Watching and reading the news reports, it does become apparent the depth of the media's ignorance of weapons (if they'd bother to read the industry-standard Associated Press Stylebook, it's all explained there ...). A few reports said the Veep was shooting a ".28-caliber shotgun," which would be a mighty tiny bore. What they should have said was 28-
gauge shotgun, which is still a pretty small gun, but an actual size of a firearm. On Good Morning America, Charlie Gibson asked a guest if the weapon was fired at a range of 30 yards or 30 feet -- my god, a load of birdshot from a 28-gauge at 30 feet would remove your head. Of course, the real distance was 30 yards.
And by the way gents, our Vice President's name is Richard
Cheney. (sorry, but I can't resist typing the next line ...)
If you don't know that, you don't know Dick.