I take back what I said last week

Was in my car on my way to pick up SWMBO when suddenly the revs shoot up, the lights dim, and a red icon that looks suspiciously like a car battery lit up on the dash. Holy

!!! And I was caught in traffic!!! I finally made it to SWMBO's office garage. Since the guards knew me they let me park there. Whew
A quick SMS to my mechanic told me that my alternator gave up the ghost. Bad news was he was busy so I might have to wait until the next day. Even worse, the car wouldn't start!!! Must have drained the battery after running on half alternator power in 1 block of Manila traffic. So we left the car at SWMBO's office and went home by taxi.
The next day I called up my mechanic. He had three cars lined up and wouldn't be available 'til late afternoon. He advised that I remove the alternator myself so I could bring it to him. So armed with a socket wrench, a flashlight, and a hefty dose of that can-do attitude all modelers have, I went to the garage and started loosening some bolts.
After a few wrong turns, choice curses, and some rest stops to soothe my aching back, I finally got the alternator out. That thing is HEAVY!!! And I had to lug that lump of metal all the way to the mechanic!
When I finally got to the shop my mechaninc gave me the bad news: the alternator had to be replaced. He advised that I get from the importers who sell used parts from Japan. So off I went again still lugging my precious lump of metal. When I finally got to the store the owner assured me that he had the part I needed. After a few minutes of searching through greasy shelves he finally found one exactly like what I had. After a quick test I found out that it worked just fine. After paying him the equivalent of a DML SdKfz 9 in the US I was on my way back to my car lugging TWO lumps of metal.
A few false starts and more choice curses later I got the alternator in, the belt looped around and everything fixed. After finding a friendly armored car driver who had a set of jumper cables in his ride I got the engine started. No weird noises. No red lights. Drove it home and nothing fell off. Perfect end to a perfect weekend