Hi Jenny,      
 Actually I was replying to Honeycut. As I couldn't care less about football, rugby or cricket this seemed to be a post to send a funny reply to. 
I don't take on girls. It's a total waste of time as the odds are so very much stacked in your favour these days. Generally us blokes just get classed as bullies for coming on strong to the poor little girlies.
 I was the eldest with three younger sisters who could do no wrong! Everything was my fault. However, now they (my sisters, in case you didn't pick it up) have daughters who don't think Mummy is the coolest thing going but their favourite uncle is... (Evil grin).
Yeah, I know we wear "skirts" legally in Scotland, actually, they're called Kilts but I wouldn't expect you to know that.  
 Many an enemy soldier in the past laughed when they saw a Kilted, Scottish regiment line up against them. This laughter generally died very quickly.
I have no idea what the weather in Scotland is like as I'm currently a long way from there (have been for a while). Cold and wet with a temp of 17 degrees (c) was considered high summer when I was there last.    
 That's probably why Scotland's greatest export has always been people.. Generally to Australia, NZ, Canada, America, South Africa ... Oh, just pick a country! Russia had many Scottish Admirals ( I jest not). 
I have a number of relatives in these places, especially Australia... Who knows Jenny, you might even be related to me   

 You wear your skirt, I'll wear my Kilt... The ladies love a Kilt.
If you win whatever cup it is your competing for this time I'll have a  few 

s'  for you.  Any excuse for a 

... Hah! Like I need one?  
