who said Space Balls??

"say goodbye to your little friends! and I dont mean those in the WInebago!"


Austin Powers 2 - the whole "Laser" monologue:

"we'll call it the "Death Star"

"the Alan Parsons Project"

"Mini-Me! stop hu#ping the "Laser" "

From the movie "tough guys" , Burt Lancaster & Kurt Douglas

Some half blind guy (Eli Wallach) yelling at the "tough guys"
"Give me that shotgun so I can shove it up your A##" :-) :-)

From the Movie Tough Guys
Kirk Douglas
He turns to the motel clerk and says "Don't worry The doctor says I'm doing much better now" :-)

"He should have armed himself" Clint Eastwood - Unforgiven

"BAYONET - FIX BAYONETS !!!!" Jeff Daniels as Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain - Commanding the 20th Maine on Little Round top - July 2, 1863.

"I'll be your Huckleberry" - Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday.

Mel Gibson - The Patriot
"Before this war is over, I will kill you."
"My sons were better men."

Saving Private Ryan
Horvath - "Captain your mother would be angry if she saw you do that."
Miller - "I thought you were my mother"
"The Statute of Liberty is Kaput"
"Steam Boat Willie - toot toot."

Patton
Monte - "Don't gloat Patton I shant kiss you."
GSP - "That's too bad, because I shaved very close this morning in anticipation."
"IF WE ARE NOT VICTORIOUS - LET NO ONE COME BACK ALIVE."

Clint Eastwood again in Josey Wales " You boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie "
Full Metal Jacket when Joker asks the Huey door gunner " You shoot civilians? " and the door gunner responds, " Yea man ya just don't leed em so much "
Not a movie quote but true. - Interviewed just before heart surgery [ just before he died by the way ] Rodney Dangerfield was asked by a reporter how he expected his surgery would go, he responded " If everything goes ok I should be out of surgery in about 4 or 5 hours, if not, in about 10 minutes. "