More Full Metal Jacket:

Cowboy: Been gettin' any?
Joker: Only your sister.
Cowboy: Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.


Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Cowboy: Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.

Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new a**hole.
Private Joker: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my s**t.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

LOLOL!!! An awesome movie!!! Funny thing Is, is that I bought this movie on DVD from Blockbuster without a parent... and it's rated 18A... and I'm 13..

Rob

We were Soldiers

" I'll be the first to step on the ground, and I'll be the last to step off the ground....and no man will be left behind"

the Bond Movies are full of them!!!!

one I can think of right off hand is from Goldfinger.

Bond throws the fan into the tub electrifying the thug, and he walks away saying, "Shocking, Positively Shocking."

No mister Bond, I expect you to die..

Ohh, by the way, Sean Connery is the best Bond..

more from FMJ:

"let me see your war face!"
"you don't scare me! let me see your REAL war face!!"

"lawrence what? lawrence of arabia?"
"i don't like the name lawrence... sounds like royalty. are you royalty private?"
"you think i'm cute? you think i'm funny?"

".. a jelly donut?!!"

"..i'm going to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill"

".. sir, does that mean mary-ann (?) is not coming?"

....the barracks scenes with the drill sergeant is really hilarious! :-)

Ann margaret, I believe.

One of my favorites is from the movie Dodgeball."Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?No!But it's sterile and I like the taste!"I was on the floor with that one.

you're right bob..... it was ann margaret, i just recalled must've been a year since i saw that movie!

Love the debate they have about the construction workers on thye Death Star

John Travolta in Broken arrow: "Can you please not shoot the thermonuclear weapons"

President Merkin Muffley in Dr Strangelove: "You can't fight it here, this is the war room"

Blazing saddles:
"My name is Jim, but most people call me...jim"
"Mongo only pawn in game of life"

Real Genius:

Val Kilmer: If there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point , to you...
Girl: Can you nail a six inch spike through a board with your privates?
VK: Not right now.
G: A girls got to have her standards.


Blazing Saddles:

Bart: 'Scuse me while I whip dis out!


and the quote I love the most is not from a movie, but, from Foghorn Leghorn:

I say, I say that boy's about as sharp as a pile of wet liver!

BWA HA HA HA :-)

Cuhail

Nick Nolte in 'Under Fire':

"I don't take sides, I take pictures..."

Team America World Police:
"Now I've seen everything..."
"Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?"

A scared Bill Paxton as a space marine said this one in one of my favorite movies "Game over, GAME OVER MAN!!!!" Aliens

There's also a classic that fits so well with my movie trip for this evening. Harrison Ford as Han Solo "Laugh it up fuzzball" Star Wars-Episode V The empire Strikes Back

Or what about Matt Damon as Loki exiled angel of death (drool), "last four days on earth, if I had a d@c& I'd go get laid." Dogma

Monty Python and the Holy Grail "I NEED A SHURBBERY!"

Airplane "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" ( personally I think many of the modellers need to stop sniffing their glue also.lol)

Mark Hammil as "himself/cock knocker in Jay and Silent Bob strike back " Not again" ( after his huge hand gets chopped off by the bongsabre!lol

There are so many good ones!

Indiana Jones:

"Nazi's....I hate those guys!"

Trinity:

"Dodge this"

Dr Evil:

With this giant "Laser" ....

So many in my head, but due to the high number of Monty Python quotes, here's a classic.................


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(sound of arrow).....Message for you sir!

Patrick

Oh man, now you've done it, you've mentioned Foghorn Leghorn. My kids give me a hard time because I'll watch Looney Tunes ANY TIME.

F.L: She reminds me of the road between Dallas and Fort Worth, no curves.

F.L. She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride, a little light in the belfry.

F.L. The boy's as subtle as a hand grenade in a bowl of oatmeal.

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

-- Maj. Kong, Dr. Strangelove

Since we seem stuck on Full Metal Jacket:

"Did your parents have any children that lived?
Sir, Yes Sir.
I'll bet they regret that. Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"



"Why you little maggot! You make me wanna vomit!"



"Where in the h*** are you from private?
Sir, Texas, Sir!
Texas?Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down."


"God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps"


"We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

Temple of Doom when Indy is yelling at Kate Cpashaw while looking through a hole while trapped in the spike room... "We are going... to die!"

Rooster Cogburn: "Fill yer hands you sonovab#@$*!"
and "Come visit an old fat man sometime!"

Sam Elliott: "If I need to use a rifle, there be plenty of them lying around."

Sean Connery: "Corporal, my communications are up the spout, the Germans are shooting at me from behind and I have lunatics laughing at me from the woods. Do you think any of this could be helped by a cup of tea?".. Corporal: "Couldn't hurt sir."

Corproal: "We were told you were dead, sir!" General Urquart: "You were told wrong laddie!"

Color Sargent Borme: "Hughes? I saw you Hughes. You're alive. Now answer the roll." Hughes: "Oh! Thank you very much."

I got a million of em! Chief

Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.



Link for you MC:

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/clerks5.html

Too big to post the whole thing...

Shaun

Young Frankenstein
Igor shouts out "SEDAGIVE!! GIVE HIM A SEDAGIVE!!
He should have said sedative
Airplane
"Surely you can't be serious" "I am serious And don't call me Shirley" :-) :-)

From the movie Spaceballs
Dark Helmet
"What's the matter Col.Sanders? Chicken? " :-)