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DSB Roll Call Part V
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Posted: Friday, April 14, 2006 - 10:54 PM UTC

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Could i get bathtised in the pig pen also? big muddy bath could do me some good now that i figured how this place works!

(++) (++) (++)
Franky, waiting for piggy duty



Wish I could figure out how this place works :-) :-)
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 01:45 AM UTC

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My fellow Pig-in-Waiting, Francois, will laugh at my pigeon French, but I am an anglo from Nouveau-Brunswick originally!

I attend english school so i've seen what bad french is lol :-) ... But iam am decieved you chose the oilers... The Quebec Nordiques are a better choice lol :-)

Chad, pigeons are origionaly french, we have them on our looney. Then we had another bird on our paper twoney, but the bear coin came and ate em in around 96-97 i believe.

Btw, seems to me thise place works by not working, thuse by not working it works alone
Frank :-)
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 05:12 AM UTC
Monsuier (or something like that) Mike.
You are granted DSB Pig Ausfurng # 155.
Hmm,tres Artillery I see.
Have you any specialties? We need to assign ministerial duties.
Hail oink,rut rut.
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 05:14 AM UTC
Und herr Francoise,prepare with baited breath for your QUESTIONS OF DOOM

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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 06:07 AM UTC
I-I capitana! Waiting for my doomy questions. I've prepared very hard!

Frank
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 07:00 AM UTC
Bun-Jooooooorrrrrrrrr!

A fine calibre of a number, thanks for that. No artillery for me, though, I value my hearing too much. Qualifications/ introduction: I'm a Canadian soldier of almost 12 years, a mechanic by trade and a former infantryman (3&1 PPCLI). I'm 32 and married 4 years to a lovely SWMBO who finds this hobby harmless (snicker). Besides modelling I'm a runner. To be more exact, I'm a 250 lb marathon runner with one down and two scheduled for this year. I must have the sorest ankles in NATO.

Is that enough info, or should I link a word doc into that?

Mike (++) 155
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 10:05 AM UTC

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Bun-Jooooooorrrrrrrrr!

A fine calibre of a number, thanks for that. No artillery for me, though, I value my hearing too much. Qualifications/ introduction: I'm a Canadian soldier of almost 12 years, a mechanic by trade and a former infantryman (3&1 PPCLI). I'm 32 and married 4 years to a lovely SWMBO who finds this hobby harmless (snicker). Besides modelling I'm a runner. To be more exact, I'm a 250 lb marathon runner with one down and two scheduled for this year. I must have the sorest ankles in NATO.

Is that enough info, or should I link a word doc into that?

Mike (++) 155


Sir, I do not believe a word document is in order. :-)

BUT, the DSB shall appoint your number 155'ness (oh how I'd LOVE to have that number!) the following titles:

Really BIG Minister of Marathon Running (and I mean, at 250, REALLY BIG )

and

Minister of NATO's Sore Ankles (that's a LOT of sore ankles :-) )

Zeig Piggie, Zeig UBER Oinker, Zeig DSB! Hail der DSB!!!!!

Sir, Proudly display these annointments (no pun in intended to the ankles) in your signature block!!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 10:13 AM UTC

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I-I capitana! Waiting for my doomy questions. I've prepared very hard!

Frank


Francios, have you REALLY prepared? Herr TankCarl has been "nice" so far, but it may change!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 05:04 PM UTC
Hi kiddies,
How is the sty going? Well, we could have done worse, though not by much though. AND, if Dave allows, I would like to moderate this forum with him again.
Remember, we are not prejudiced, we hate everybody equally.
Also, we are not bigots, we find all others worthless and beneath contempt!
Our motto, "You drive me to drink, I'll buy the gas!"

Remember also(most important)- If at first you don't succeed, forget it! -Murphy

Chris- a swine with a sense of humor :-)
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 07:36 PM UTC
Just caught up with this thread (computer gremlins), but to all our new mud buddies! Now, get busy and help build our new motor pool (++) .

Art
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 07:51 PM UTC
I sure think iam ready....

I survived Kamforas in 536 math

Frank
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Posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 10:48 PM UTC

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I sure think iam ready....

I survived Kamforas in 536 math

Frank


You survived what ?????
Math is not a language anyone should have to understand at all. (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2006 - 01:40 AM UTC
I now feel I am ready to be a (++) in Der DSB.

So, bring on the questions of Doom. I am ready.
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2006 - 07:08 AM UTC
Francoise,,Here are your QUESTIONS OF DOOM!

1.How asexual is OD,really?
2.how long do you go between baths or showers?(Hint: you are going to be a pig)
3.Is modeling space more important that room to walk in your home?
4.What is question 5 all about?
5.Can you answer question 4 yet?
6.If a snowmobile leaves Nova Scotia,and travels East at 50 MPH,how long until lunch?



Snowhand,you will be next
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2006 - 07:13 AM UTC
Oh, I knew they would be hard ones (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2006 - 08:27 AM UTC
Carl,

Those are REALLY good ones. Can't wait to see the response!!!! :-) :-) :-) (++) You really should put the BIG Giggling Pig back up when you submit the Questions of Doom! How fitting!?!!!!!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2006 - 06:53 PM UTC
Yes, yes, bring on the giggling pig (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2006 - 09:34 PM UTC


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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2006 - 10:10 PM UTC
Cool thanks. That thing used to scare the hell out of me but now I kinda like it-does that mean I am becoming a sicko too?? (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 12:12 AM UTC

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1.How asexual is OD,really?
2.how long do you go between baths or showers?(Hint: you are going to be a pig)
3.Is modeling space more important that room to walk in your home?
4.What is question 5 all about?
5.Can you answer question 4 yet?
6.If a snowmobile leaves Nova Scotia,and travels East at 50 MPH,how long until lunch?


1) asexuelle.... homme et femme? OD is tres sexuelle, meme tres asexuelle.

2)J'aime oink! de baths de mud. Anytime (++)

3)yes, i have so many plastic and pe on my carpet that its become a modeling house.

4) question 5 determines the relation between the negopositive ions exposed by typing on a computer screen in a way such that the human brain is uncapable to understand, but a pig will know.

5) only when il officially become the minister of french (++)

6) 15 minutes... the time it takes to sport a mc donald on lautoraute 440 and grab a double cheesburger avec bacon svp.

(++) (++) (++)

Frank
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Posted: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 04:01 AM UTC

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i have so many plastic and pe on my carpet


Sacre Bleu!
Pe on your carpet?
PE???????!!!!!!!!!!!
O my,Frank needs adult diapers.And a gorgeous french-can eh dian maid to apply them.
As a consolation gift,you are assigned Pig Ausfurung # 156.
Contact Tac Fire Guru with special abilities you have (besides carpet PE ing) for ministerial dooties!

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Posted: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 04:19 AM UTC
Sacre bleu! PE on my carpet! and CA on my fingers! i liek plastic better.

Now .... when will i be assigned a post according to my abilities? Now gimme a second, what abilities do i have well iam proud french, managed to keep swmbo out of my modeling expense, i love the cabane a sucre, i love to eat, and iam a horrible dancer? now lets see if anyone can find me an ability... or else il have to spend some time thinking? Or maybe iam the unability pigglet?

AHAHA! The french minister of canadian pigglet importation!

Frank
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Posted: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 04:50 AM UTC
You are offically dubbed, "The head muckety-muck-in-charge of the defense of all Bacon Canadian!"

(You get to guard the canadian bacon)

(++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 05:06 AM UTC

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"The head muckety-muck-in-charge of the defense of all Bacon Canadian!"

sooo.... i guess i can't eat the bacon? ohh bummer! (++)

:-)

pigy out
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