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DSB Roll Call Part V
Pak_40
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Posted: Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 09:45 AM UTC
WELCOME TO THE NEW SWINE!

This greeting from your beloved Pigsfuhrer.
We keep going like this and we'll own this site. (Sorry Jim.)
Have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Chris-Porcine Dictator for Life and Overall Swell Goy(pun intended)
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Posted: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 06:10 AM UTC
Chris,

Any word on you moddin' with '74???

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 10:28 AM UTC
Hi Mike,
Forgive me for being a little thick. Would you explain to me what your meaning is. I do answer questions when I understand them.

Chris
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Posted: Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 04:07 PM UTC
Chris,

Sorry....you indicated that you were going to see about moderating the DSB forum with Dave. I was wondering if there is any update to this.

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 12:05 AM UTC
(++) (++) ermmm.... patience is a virtue, I know, but...

Where are my questions of Death and Doom ? (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 12:26 AM UTC
Whoops, looks like we forgot one. I am sure as soon as Tankcarl sees this he will properly indoctrinate you into the sty (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 05:06 AM UTC
Snowhand,

As Mark indicated, hold on tight (tightly to the reigns!).........Carl is brewing up some good ones. I really hope you are prepared and have judiciously studied ALL of the DSB threads! He can be very devious at times. But, alas, the learning is within! Fine wines and beer do age some!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 05:13 AM UTC
i"m cool with whatever Carl does --as long as he keeps posting the pig (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 05:20 AM UTC

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i"m cool with whatever Carl does --as long as he keeps posting the pig (++) (++) (++)



Mark, you have definitly gone to the dark piggie side!! I got somewhat fearful when I saw the large Giggling Pig. Creapy!!

Carl, got any BIGGER ones?? Scare the PE outta the potential wannabe piggies!! :-)

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 09:37 AM UTC
Herr Richard;
You have waited long enough.
Fasten your seatbelt.
Put out all flammable objects.
Don your wooden shoes.
The Questions Of DOOM!

1.Which is more asexual,OD or IJN Green?
2.Photoetch,or thin with files and sandpaper?
3.Croissants,or English muffins?
4.George Patton,or Erwin Rommel?
5.Belgian Waffles,or finger in dike?
6.Blonde Dutch women with pigtails,or free beer?


Answer smartly,
The PIG awaits!
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 09:40 AM UTC
Francois,

You are hereby Ministerized as:

Minister of French Non-Dancing Canadian Piglet Importation
(no dancing piglets, but giggling piglets are more than welcome [and encouraged]), and, He who likes to eat, you are also Minsterized as:

Minister in Charge du Defence de la BaCon Canadian

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 10:15 PM UTC

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--Minister of French giggling Canadian Piglet Importation and defence de la BaConCanadian!--



This good my protector?

Minister of French Non-Dancing Canadian Piglet Importation and defence de la BaConCanadian
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Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006 - 10:32 PM UTC

Quoted Text

Herr Richard;
You have waited long enough.
Fasten your seatbelt.
Put out all flammable objects.
Don your wooden shoes.
The Questions Of DOOM!

1.Which is more asexual,OD or IJN Green?
2.Photoetch,or thin with files and sandpaper?
3.Croissants,or English muffins?
4.George Patton,or Erwin Rommel?
5.Belgian Waffles,or finger in dike?
6.Blonde Dutch women with pigtails,or free beer?


Answer smartly,
The PIG awaits!



ok... metal foil ( not PE ) seatbelts ... check
Put out all flammable objects... check
Don wooden shoes... check

Here we go:

1) For me, IJN green is more a-sexual
2) Neither... scratch it baby
3) Now that is a hard one. A real pig eats both, and so do I
4) The personality of Patton with the strategic knowledge of Rommel
5) Belgian Waffle off course.. Let the land flood, as long as I can eat.
6) Free beer ( attracts women with pigtails too btw
TankCarl
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Posted: Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 01:16 AM UTC
Richard,
You have neatly waffled on questions 3,4 and 5.
Tell us about yourself,so ministerial postion can be designed.
You may now add DSB Pig Ausfurung # 157 to your signature line.
Seig Squeal!
Snowhand
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Posted: Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 04:10 PM UTC
Okay:

I can: drive anywhere on my red Italian at top speed without getting speeding tickets. ( oh, yeah, er.. top speed is 20 mph :-) )

I have been a garbage man for several years

I can tell the difference between several kinds of tropical fruits ( and home grown fruits too, for that matter ).

Lastly, I can allways find my way, without maps or navigation systems
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Posted: Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 10:22 AM UTC
Richard,

VERY interesting qualifications indeed. Very interesting.

Garbage, at no more than 20 MPH, without maps or nav systems. Hmmmmm.......will take some careful consideration....bear with us as this is comtemplated. Very interesting batch of qualifications!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 02:06 AM UTC
Ahhhhhhh, comtemplatin' and considerin' done mit.

Snowhand, Sir, you are hereby bestowed upon the title of:

Minister of Manna Collection and Distribution (++)

and.......

Minister of Un-aided Movements :-)

"Wear" these titles proudly!!!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 11:04 PM UTC

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Ahhhhhhh, comtemplatin' and considerin' done mit.

Snowhand, Sir, you are hereby bestowed upon the title of:

Minister of Manna Collection and Distribution (++)

and.......

Minister of Un-aided Movements :-)

"Wear" these titles proudly!!!

Mike (++) (++)





(++) (++) I can do that (++) (++)
(++) Richard (++)
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Posted: Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 09:49 AM UTC
Rod,

I'd get with Mojo as I'm am sure he's busy getting the Airfield, Motorpool, and DOCKS ready for the "Big and Piggy" Group Build. As he's working on the docks, I'm sure there will be a squid or two pulled just for you! :-) Just don't make too much of a mess! Not too much worse than squid juice all over the place.....BUT, if you do make a mess, Snowhand, as the Minister of Manna Collection and Distribution, may be able to come to your rescue!!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 04:05 PM UTC
Squid are the recon forces of the dreaded Fluvians! (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)
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Posted: Friday, April 28, 2006 - 01:54 AM UTC

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Squid are the recon forces of the dreaded Fluvians! (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)



Carl, I DID NOT know this!!!!!!!! Oh my, oh my!!!!

I do believe that MightyRhinox is now fully on the prowl for those devious tentacled thingys. He'll get 'em!

Mike (++) (++)
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Posted: Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 02:04 AM UTC
Ahhh the problems of you young swine. I'm just an old corn-fed tusker wallowing away in pen here in America's heartland. Too old to worry about getting made into bacon, and just mean enough to ward off the Fluvian menace