Hi guys, I hope everyone had a good Easter.

I bought my girlfriend a MASSIVE Easter Egg knowing she wouldn't eat it all. She gave me half which I ate in one go. The other half she put in the refrigerator.

I got home late from work today and she had already gone to her work and so I looked in the refrigerator to see what there was to eat..........

........Needless to say there was her half of the chocolate egg. It was staring at me, daring me to eat it. i resisted with all my might but after about 10 seconds I cracked and ate it.

She gets home in about seven hours. If anyone can think of an excuse I could use please let me know. I reckon she won't notice until tomorrow so any help would be appreciated.

LOL....

you're pretty sc.. sprued...! :-) :-) :-)

easier to confess than to be caught in the lie later... and they are made so much easier when you are holding a bunch of flowers...

and, yup, you can tell i have much experience in sprueing myself...

Dog ate it (don't have one? Your second Easter present beckons).

Really better to confess. You were hungry. Not worth breaking up. Might try buying another, but STILL TELLING THE TRUTH.

Jeff

:-) Get your arse to the corner shop and pick up a replacement egg and tell her that the first one you bought was of poor quality and you thought she deserved better. So you picked up a much higher quality egg on the way home from work and binned the other.
Hope it works.
Cheers,
B

Tell her the half you ate gave you food posioning and you tossed the other half because love her so much you did not want to risk her getting sick, too.

Man, that was way too easy...

Shaun :-) :-)

This is what SWMBO came up with - put a couple of £coins in the fridge and tell her the tooth fairy took the egg because too much choccy is bad for the gnashers!! :-)

Flowers......

Say that you noticed that she didn´t like the egg, so you bought flowers instead ..... as you should have done in the first place ..!!

:-)

Throw yourself on the mercy of the court and then take her out for a nice dinner.

Run for your life, there's nothing worse than a woman who's chocolate has been stolen! I mean seriously we're nuts to begin with then you steal our chocolate.... DO you have a death wish? lol

Anne, are you saying men and women are the same?lol

If i were you, id run to hte store, by the same egg, eat another half, and leave her the half she had before you ate it. since easter is finished you might be able to get it for a good price too :-)

good luck! because id murder someone who stole my chocolate egg!( not litteraly )

Frank

Frank you may love Chocolate, but women generally LOVE chocolate, it's the one thing that can substitute carnal passions.lol

You could say that you opened the fridge and you saw the egg and because she wasnt there you started to miss her so much you ate her half, if your lucky you may only get a clout with the frying pan but it might not cost you any money :-)

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Johhathan that was a great one

Anne, i LOVE women, and id lvoe them even mroe if they wouldnt eat my chocolate!

Jonathan, we should also call cops and family to tell them his wife murdered him for eating the egg.

frank

Well guys, I'm afraid she found me out. When she got home from work last night I made her a cup of tea and sat talking nicely to her before going to bed. She said "Give me a cuddle in the morning before you go to work."

This morning I reached over to give her a cuddle and she said "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!" I started to giggle and that made things worse. She said "HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CHOCOLATE? You will pay big time for that!"

I am now going into town to buy her the best present I can find. I think there's going to be a lot of grovelling in my house for the next few days.

Buy jewelry.. Lots of it... *L*

Dave

Strangely enough, my girlfriend doesn't like chocolate much. Which means I have to use a bit more imagination in buying presents