"I was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple
of miles and breathalysed. Bearing in mind I could barely stand
it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit.
This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddie with
me in the car.
I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary
experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the
whole business side-splittingly funny.
His mate, whilst the arrest took place, went and had a good look round
the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They
whispered frantically at each other and neither of them looked very
pleased.
The first Policeman turned to me and started accusing me of wasting
police time, he calls me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a
member of the public,in front of an 18 month old child
and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming a police officer.
The policemen got back in their car, with the Arresting Officer's
colleague laughing his head off.
And the moral of the story for the police is........................
Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before
Breathalysing the guy in the right hand seat
