My wife says I already am one, but I want to become a member of this exclusive club. I've read a lot of your posts here and I have to smile at how bizarre it is, and thats right up my alley!
Sooooo......how do I join?
Der Sonntag Bund Pig #130
Minister of The Excessively Medicated and Spatula Repair
Listen Kelly, Oddball may be crazy but he's not stupid enough to put Shermans up against Tigers!!
Hiram_Sedai
Georgia, United States Member Since: May 29, 2004
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Good luck, Tapper!! I had to run through a gauntlet of expletives in order to get my temporary pig-ness.
It was the tag team thumb wrestling coupled with the marathon duck, duck goose games that wore me out.
I wish you well though.
Pig #128
Minister of High Carb Dieting
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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey
generalzod
United States Member Since: December 01, 2001
entire network: 3,172 Posts
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Posted: Saturday, November 06, 2004 - 05:58 AM UTC
Yes,Spatula repair. Spatulas are a man's 2nd best tool for all the mundane jobs that need a quick expediant tool. Spatulas can flip eggs.Spatulas can be used to scrape wallpaper. Spatulas can be used as a Tongue depressor. How many times have you wanted to swat a fly while at an outdoor barbeque,and only have a spatula in your hand? So all hail the mighty spatula!!! (++) (++) (++)
kglack43
Alabama, United States Member Since: September 18, 2003
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Posted: Saturday, November 06, 2004 - 06:29 AM UTC
A broken and out of service spatula is a sight sad enough to bring a tear to even the most stalwart of Pigs! I pledge that while I am on duty no Pigs or Pigettes will ever suffer the indignity of burnt hash browns, pancakes that are still raw in the middle or eggs that are too crispy on one side!
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Der Sonntag Bund Pig #130
Minister of The Excessively Medicated and Spatula Repair
Listen Kelly, Oddball may be crazy but he's not stupid enough to put Shermans up against Tigers!!
Pak_40
Minnesota, United States Member Since: August 12, 2003
entire network: 392 Posts
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Spatulas are awesome! They make a hell of a good back scratcher too!!!! And not to mention other usages.
Dave O'Mally aka Davidus ArwenIsMineus Pig No. 2, Da Jackel
A servant to the Sty - Liaison Officer for Z-Team to the Sty
Commandant U-Boot Waffe der Pigsmarine, OD is Extremely Asexual
Minister of OD Paint Removal
Order of Wisconsin 2 Parts Grenade
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generalzod
United States Member Since: December 01, 2001
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