I was visiting a lady friend yesterday and she started complaining my hair was too long so as she used to be a hairdresser I made her cut it.

After 10 minutes of cutting she said "I'd do better if I put the light on."

Five minutes later she said "I think I should put my glasses on so I can see properly."

A couple of minutes later she cursed and muttered something under her breath.

I decided that I should maybe ask if there was a problem but she immediately told me to shut up and said angrilly "I used to do this for a living you know!"

Eventually she had finished and gave me a mirror with the comment "It will look right when it grows a bit."


My head now looks like a potato.

Like the picture in your banner?? :-) :-)

We need pictoral proof!!

Cheers
Henk

I got tied of paying people to screw up my haircuts...... so I cut my own now with a dog clipper........ and two mirrors..... :-) :-) :-) :-) .........(read this as extrememly cheap old man)
Summers are easier than winter..... then I shave it clean...... :-) :-) :-) :-) .... if I took my meds when I shave it, I usually do not need the septic powder, and band aids...... !!!!!!!

Martin, she may just be the perfect wife for you....... Does she do yardwork, ironing and cleaning????? Or just give bad haircuts???? LOL LMAO

Now then Martin, you realy should be nice to this lady. suppose she wants to shave you next? Yikes!
Wear a hat. LOL!

Garry

Martin, that is pretty sad...but hey..like she said..it will grow back. I think we need a visual tooo..
LOL..hope its not that bad...
Mary:)
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Show us the pics!!! :-)

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thats why i only let my mommy cut my hair... i dont let no one else cut it.. especialy not after this week end... my friend got a hair cut 3 days ago and was complainign about it, how it was to short in front and all and he told me about all they otehr times the hairdresser screwed up :-) and now your story...

hopefully mom will never leave me, or il have to grow my hair long

Frank

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) That's why I never cut it! and that's why I can't get a job! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Don't worry Martin...
...like my old Dad used to say...
"the only difference between a good haircut and a bad one is about 2 weeks"...

OOOOHHHHH.....the phantom headshaver of Bexhill-on-Sea strikes again....watch out for the battered-pudding hurler.

Cheers
Peter
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Hey, maybe they have a role for you in the next toystory movie? There is a potatohead character in there...

This prompts the thong of the day... #:-)

Shaving and wearing thongs go together...
so Martin think yourself lucky your lady friend only did your head...

anything lower does not bear thinking about....
SFX...lady's voice...." Stop wriggling Martin...I only want to trim your thong-line while I'm at it"
....OUCH.

Cheers Oh thongingtons

Peter
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