After having a laugh with the chicken crossing the road lines from stormbringer ... I bring you some more weekend chuckles
NORM`S BEST QUOTES FROM "CHEERS"
What's shaking Norm?"
All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
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"What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
demanding beer."
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"What'd you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
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"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
whatever comes out of the tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
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"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
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"What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy
ending."
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"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
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"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
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"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
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"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
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"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
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"How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
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"Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts."
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"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
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"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
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"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
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"What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
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"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going IN Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."
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"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."
A man after me own heart! :-) :-) :-) :-)
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NORM`S BEST QUOTES FROM "CHEERS"
Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 09:42 PM UTC
Gunny
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Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 10:21 PM UTC
Frank, you're killin' me!!! You're last three posts have made this Friday worth coming to work!!! (yes, my boss knows that I'm on The big "A" on company time)...Thanks again, sir...
Gunny :-) :-) :-)
Gunny :-) :-) :-)
blaster76
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Posted: Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 11:45 PM UTC
That is why Cheers is still considered one of the greatest comedies of all times. You were always laughing..
Halfyank
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Posted: Friday, October 15, 2004 - 02:39 AM UTC
"Milk Bone Under ware" A classic line. There is just something about the way he says it also that kills me every time.
Keep em coming guys, 5 hours 22 minutes left in my day. But who's counting.
Keep em coming guys, 5 hours 22 minutes left in my day. But who's counting.
Marty
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Posted: Monday, October 18, 2004 - 01:39 AM UTC
Ah, the good old Norm.
slodder
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Posted: Monday, October 18, 2004 - 02:02 AM UTC
Oh Man you just made my Monday. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.
The good ol' days of Cheers!
Kinda like here - where everyone knows your name!
The good ol' days of Cheers!
Kinda like here - where everyone knows your name!
tankysgal1
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Posted: Monday, October 18, 2004 - 02:28 AM UTC
Good one...what a way to start a monday, Great lines.
Mary............hahahaha :-)
Mary............hahahaha :-)