Oh My God...... I almost fell off my chair laughing.........
not to mention needing a new depends......... :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Cheers Garry, now that's not exactly what I had in mind but beggers can't be choosers.........


Actually I got a present today, my brother lives in Canada and he sent me a new airbrush! How cool is that?
I'd mentioned to him that my old one is about to die and he went out and bought me one and spent a fortune in postage to send it. I wish I'd mentioned to him about needing a wife though.

Thanks again to all of you for your good wishes.

So you're an Airfix 75mm Assault Gun too! (based on my new Airfix dating system)

Happy Birthday

The strangest birthday 'card' I ever got was for my 29th, when the people I was sharing with stayed up most of the night writing 'Happy Birthday David' for about 2/3rds of a toilet roll. Gave me such a surprise when I sat down the next morning! :-)