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I need a wife
brandydoguk
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Posted: Friday, September 03, 2004 - 11:25 PM UTC
I think it is time I got a wife. I've got an ever growing pile of clothes that need ironing and my back garden could do with digging over.
greatbrit
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Posted: Friday, September 03, 2004 - 11:32 PM UTC
nah, too much hassle,
i would suggest you buy an iron and a shovel, far easier, less expensive, and have you ever heard a nagging shovel? :-)
cheers
joe
i would suggest you buy an iron and a shovel, far easier, less expensive, and have you ever heard a nagging shovel? :-)
cheers
joe
garrybeebe
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 12:01 AM UTC
Martin you are a brave bugger , knowing some of the lady modelers on this board! Better run for the hills, that or stand your ground and be flogged by a rolling pin! 
Give this man a citation for bravory under high heels!:):):):):)
Plasticbattle
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 12:24 AM UTC
My Missus takes my daughter out for the day, every second saturday, so I have the day to spray or do whatever. Of course I do the same on the alternative saturdays. I take out our 3 year old daughter so the wife has peace and quiet ... to tidy the house :-) :-) .I usually give her a cultural roundofStockholm´s hobbyshops.
Shes just glad she has peace to clean without Kayleigh pulling out everything as she puts it away.
I live in a second floor apartment so thankfully she doesnt have to dig anything either!
As far as ironing goes ... I have never ironed in my life. Metallica t-shirts and denim jeans, dont mind!
Life is good!
Shes just glad she has peace to clean without Kayleigh pulling out everything as she puts it away.
I live in a second floor apartment so thankfully she doesnt have to dig anything either!
As far as ironing goes ... I have never ironed in my life. Metallica t-shirts and denim jeans, dont mind!
Life is good!
greatbrit
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 12:31 AM UTC
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Metallica t-shirts and denim jeans, dont mind!
Life is good!
amen to that!
Easy_Co
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 01:33 AM UTC
Hard and dangerous work being Married I got a Hernia last year lifting a sack of coal onto the wifes back :-)
staff_Jim
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 02:08 AM UTC
When you find a woman that you can't live without....then it's time for a wife!
Jim
Jim
Stahlhelm
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 02:12 AM UTC
Be careful what you wish for. 
Cody
Cody
brandydoguk
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 02:38 AM UTC
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I got a Hernia last year lifting a sack of coal onto the wifes back
See what happens when you spoil them?
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When you find a woman that you can't live without....then it's time for a wife!
Jim
Would I be right in assuming there's a chance your better half might read your post Jim?
Anyway, I know for a fact that women enjoy doing ironing and housework..........ask any bloke.
Grumpyoldman
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 02:54 AM UTC
Good Luck in your search.......
Just be sure you find the right one.
I got an ex-wife and several ex-girl-friends available. One was an excellent cook, and one loved gardening. But have never run into any that enjoyed ironing. Perhaps a hired housekeeper would server your needs more, it was easier and cheaper for myself to simply hire doemestic help. They don't argue, you can fire them, and you don't need to pay alimony.
(NOTE:::: In order not to offend our wonderful females members and readers ................
THE ABOVE WAS WRITTEN TONGUE-IN-CHEEK!!!!!!! )
Just be sure you find the right one.
I got an ex-wife and several ex-girl-friends available. One was an excellent cook, and one loved gardening. But have never run into any that enjoyed ironing. Perhaps a hired housekeeper would server your needs more, it was easier and cheaper for myself to simply hire doemestic help. They don't argue, you can fire them, and you don't need to pay alimony.
(NOTE:::: In order not to offend our wonderful females members and readers ................
THE ABOVE WAS WRITTEN TONGUE-IN-CHEEK!!!!!!! )
brandydoguk
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 03:07 AM UTC
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(NOTE:::: In order not to offend our wonderful females members and readers ................
THE ABOVE WAS WRITTEN TONGUE-IN-CHEEK!!!!!!! )
I'm sure all the lady members will realise this whole thread is meant as a bit of fun, and anyway women get lots of perks in life.
I believe they are even allowed to vote and drive cars these days?
I'm just wondering how many more hours it wil be before this thread is removed.
Cuhail
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 03:35 AM UTC
I got an iron AND a shovel for my wife....
...helluva trade! :-)
Cuhail
...helluva trade! :-)
Cuhail
Grumpyoldman
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 03:41 AM UTC
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I'm sure all the lady members will realise this whole thread is meant as a bit of fun
I am rather sure they are rolling on the floor laughing at our stupidness........ LOL LMAO
Savage
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 03:59 AM UTC
"My wife ran off with my best friend. Gee, how I miss him!!" :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
DRAGONSLAIN
Member Since: February 22, 2004
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 04:00 AM UTC
I not only need a wife, I need a girlfriend, does anyone here have any 17 year old daughters they could spare? I need one.... :-)
Hiram_Sedai
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 05:18 AM UTC
I needed a wife becase my life sized William Shatner doll wasn't giving me the attention that I require.
I'm glad I have this one because she is nice to me although she did retch a little after I shaved my goatee off. The full impact of my repulsive visage made her grateful for her poor vision.
I'm glad I have this one because she is nice to me although she did retch a little after I shaved my goatee off. The full impact of my repulsive visage made her grateful for her poor vision.
hirams_girl
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 05:30 AM UTC
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I needed a wife becase my life sized William Shatner doll wasn't giving me the attention that I require.
I'm glad I have this one because she is nice to me although she did retch a little after I shaved my goatee off. The full impact of my repulsive visage made her grateful for her poor vision.
Don't listen to him. The Shatner doll was doing just fine...
Now...as to the issue of ironing and gardening...
Might I suggest a hot brick for the ironing and a small herd of goats for the back yard? This way, you need not encumber yourself with such a burden as trying to seem like you know what you are doing in front of your superiors. (That's all women in case you didn't notice.
)brandydoguk
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 05:51 AM UTC
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......in front of your superiors. (That's all women in case you didn't notice.
Oh dear, there seems to be a hint of SEXISM creeping into this thread.
I do hope it doesn't degenerate into an unwaranted attack on us men. 
WeWillHold
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 06:11 AM UTC
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I think it is time I got a wife
Give me your addie and I'll send you mine.
Signed
Dead Meat if she ever see's this :-) :-)
Grumpyoldman
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 07:18 AM UTC
I personally would be extremely happy to get married again if I met the right woman.
But I'm much too busy building models and inciting roits here at Armorama........ to bother going looking for the right one.
I place unreal expectations on kit manufactures and women. The shortcoming of a kit I can correct with a little plastic card. The shortcomings of a wife requires much more money for plastic surgery.
SLAP>>>>SLAP>>>>> OH BOY DAVE THAT IS REALLY A SHALLOW SEXIST STATEMENT.......... SLAP SLAP...........
But at least I don't have a desire to run around in a Tron suit........ ROF
But I'm much too busy building models and inciting roits here at Armorama........ to bother going looking for the right one.
I place unreal expectations on kit manufactures and women. The shortcoming of a kit I can correct with a little plastic card. The shortcomings of a wife requires much more money for plastic surgery.
SLAP>>>>SLAP>>>>> OH BOY DAVE THAT IS REALLY A SHALLOW SEXIST STATEMENT.......... SLAP SLAP...........
But at least I don't have a desire to run around in a Tron suit........ ROF
chip250
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 09:23 AM UTC
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my life sized William Shatner doll wasn't giving me the attention that I require
I guess in some strange way....he is cute. Did I mention its about 90 outside. Maybe the heats getting to me!
~Chip :-)
ShermiesRule
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 09:36 AM UTC
Just get a maid. It's cheaper and less aggravating
Captain94
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Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 09:52 AM UTC
Not much scares me, I've been married twice
But making the evil comment regarding wives and ironing and digging the garden......my God, Man!?! are you insane? If they hear you, they CAN AND WILL find you. And hurt you. Bad.
Careful what you say!
But making the evil comment regarding wives and ironing and digging the garden......my God, Man!?! are you insane? If they hear you, they CAN AND WILL find you. And hurt you. Bad.
Careful what you say!
kkeefe
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Posted: Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 02:45 AM UTC
99.9% of my clothes are wash and wear (in the summer time I don't wear pants to work or play, yes, I am a professional #:-) ) and the machinery that I have for doing the 'garden' is bigger than my wife is so I do it.
Been lovin' mine for just over 25 years and I wouldn't trade her in for William Shatner or anyone else for that matter.
Been lovin' mine for just over 25 years and I wouldn't trade her in for William Shatner or anyone else for that matter.
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