why is it that anything that goes by ship is called cargo,but anything that goes by car is called a shipment?

and why is it that we drive on parkways,but park on driveways?

if shipments of cargo are supposed to be moving, why do those cargo shipments block driveways when you are trying to get onto the parkway?

why cant you find something that you need but when you dont need something its always in the way?

if birds have wings to fly, why do they need legs? #:-)

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swineland

*squeal* alpha (++)

You are wrong,birds started with legs,and wings developed to help them avoid predators.

New statement :
All people are born to die.

How can a smart guy like Carl get something so wrong. You are born to LIVE, you only die when you are done.

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There is no business like show business.

wrong! if theres no business like show business then there would be no show business.....

i think lol

new one : all computers are difficult!

(++) (:-)
alpha

I think wrong, all diffcult things originated from computers...

sorry, I can't think of a new one. (++) #:-)

davidus, this is the most evil thing I have EVER heard! YOU MUST BE A FLUVIAN!!!


HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Since Dave couldn't think of a saying I'll go with the last one and say No Aw how wrong you are
Computers aren't difficult. Computers are only as difficult and as smart as the people that run them.

New One:
As fat as a Christmas Goose...
Thought I would throw this one out there and keep in line with the season at hand. (:-)

Paul

there are some gooseses that are rather thin, and not fat!

true there are some gooses that are thin, but a christmas goose is usually eaten, not fat, or thin!

what about : it never rains but it pours

happy new year all

alpha :-)