Today is Lord Se's Birthday,

On behalf of the chat gang, Happy Birthday to ya, many happy years ahead of ya, and many al-jiha paint less years.

May your modeling skills advance to Expertile status soon!

And I am honoured to have a neat chap like you as one of my best friends!

Birthday Greetings to "Lord Glue", aka "El Diablo", aka "Spouse of Jean" aka "Former WWF Superstar" (something something)

Helga has checked the Sty archives and it appears this particular birthday is of special note----- because of the number assigned to it!!!!!

I am not about to declare what that number is----since I have no desire to be body slammed through my modelng table by our "Indianna Enforcer", Lord Sel.

Happy birthday pal---hope you and Jean have a great day (an evening also--chuckle).

Cya in chat!!.

Signed
Lord Horn (tm)

ps: That $5,000 Online Hobbies Birthday Gift Certifcate I sent you came back as undeliverable---sorry (lol)

You have nothing to fear Lord WWH, you and me can take him no problem. Our Kung Fu is the best.

Signed

Neat Chap (jr)

Happy Birthday Lord Sel!! Drinks all around Though I know the number of this birthday I shall not mention it either since mine is only 7 short years away ( hope they are not dog years! ) (++)

Awww shucks...

I want to thank everyone. Some of the only people I consider friends can be found here, your well wishes mean a lot to me

Thank you, and you all are invited for next years bash

Good job Sel, you woke up alive and made it through another year

Way to go,

Andrew

Happy Birthday Sel von Selrach!!!

No pun intended?

Happy birthday lord sel! So your A#$A@% years old!Time for birthday punches!wap wapwap wap wap wap (sel slams air through table and parylises him neck down)


P.S. please don't hurt me......

Happy Birthday Lord Sel. May your paint dry evenly and parts glue seamlessly for many more years to come.

Paul


Heres to ya

Well, I am happy to say, Sel's birthday was a success and a surprise to Sel !!!! And he's made it through that eventful day intact, insane, and inspired.

Thanks to all of you who posted here and wished him a happy birthday.. and he could take all of you on anytime!!! .. all at once too!!! So there!

#:-)

Hehehehe----I kinda like it when Jean gets "feisty" like this! (++) (++) (++)


Signed
Lord Horn

Sorry I am late Sel, But Happy Birthday to you glad you survived another year!!!!!!!!

Thanks everyone...

Yep, not sure how I did it, but I survived another year.
I tend to attribute my longevity to my patented diet (the Selrach Diet (tm)).

Having seen how yougert is eaten by old folks In Georgia, (the country, not the state) I devised a diet based around the fact that if that keeps them pretty pickled, Then good old american food should be just as good! Cold pizza and warm beer for breakfast is suggested followed by 2 grilled Cheese, Bacon and peanut butter sandwiches fried up southern style in Lard.. Scrambled eggs with feta cheese are always a good followup as a morning snack.

Hints:
Like yougert, Mayo can be eaten straight from the jar, without fruit or meat flavoring.
Pickled eggs are a great appitizer any time of the day.
Look for foods high in preservitives. These are better than anti oxidents and will cut down on the embalming bill later.
Moon pies are excllent covered in mayo and peanut butter.
The future is uncertin in these troubled times, and as death may be just around the corner, make every meal a grand Last meal. Remember to start with desert.

Hope these tips help #:-)
Gotta go now, got another one of those annoying chest pains....

LET'S GET DRINK AND ACT FUNNY!