In Chat, Lord Davidius mentioned the attack upon his faithful hound, cox, himself and his father by a gang of crazed HK cats. (possibly recently escaped from a kitchen?) #:-) (++)

Lord Dave had then stated that he planned to hunt down these cats. Armed with superior airsoft firepower, Lord Davidus was content to belive that his would be the victory.

But I fear we have a leak. Recent intel and satellite photos from Hong Kong have shown a disturbing trend of cats arming themselves and preparing for Lord Davidus' assault.

The Photo Evidence as follows:

A well trained sniper cat prepares to claim another victim on the streets of HK. President bush has asked me to verify that this cat was trained in Iraq, but I have yet to positivly verify.

HK Cats intensify training in a number of combat scenarios

These cats were caught practicing the ancient marshal art of Meow-jitsu

Exercise extreme caution! These cats are ready, and I think we may have a mole in our ranks!

Meanwhile we have our own problems in Indiana


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Till the next intel briefing -

CALL THE UN TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, the suicide squads are revving up with their overly idealistic and kamikazee tactics, with brainwashing and subliminal messages. You can just see their fanatical craziness in their eyes as they prepare for war!



Even the rowdiest youth and most vicious of all cats, the punkcats, are getting involved, this here being their leader. Just look at the deadly pose and the disregard for anything to do with the classic cuddly cute cat look. As this punk cat put it, "bring it on sukkers!!"



Those who could not join their brothers and sisters in this war against the terrorists (who was that again?) laughed it up for the joke it was. They know they will win, no doubt about it. No one has ever come up against.. the .. "Kamikazee Kats!"



And, as with all great leaders, whether they be U.S., or Iraqi, or any other country.. we find the leader of these crazed cats living it up in seclusion, hidden away where no harm can come to them.



And so you have it folks, its going to be the cat's meow of a war, and we know what happens to mice when the cats are all out to play!

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Cheers!!!!

BY THE WAY-
FOR IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE

MJ 12 does not exist.
MJ 12 did not arm or supply the cats
The Cats are not organized

Thank you for your attention. You may disregard the above post
*OINK*

Vicisous them Cats!!!!! I will get them!

Based on these photos, I think PETA should be notified of the explotation taking place here. I mean, SOMEONE gave that cat a beer!!!

Not to mention the smuggling of illegal weapons to those darn cats!!!

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OMG call international resque


the thunderbirds will kill them.

if not flees and not feeding them will grinz

OMG please someone save us all from the crazed masses of Kamikaze Cats!!!!!! (++) (++)

well, i have a top secret information. i know who is there human leader and i can take her out. i just need davidus to agree.

Okay, take her out. Oink freak'n Oink!!!!!

Da Crazed Cats are Outta There!!! (++) (++)

k davidus. on my way

Well---its time for action----call out the troops!!!!!

ss if you need some real fire power you can use my tank !!!!
and you can borrow my kids in their robot suits !!!!!

Maybe we need to smoke out the financial backers of these Katz? I smell Fluvian stench behind this new threat. What say we do a pre emptive and spread Kitty Litter laced with Kat Nyp all over the Fluvian Capitol? Just imagine the stench now!!!!!!!!!!

As the information minister of Fluvia I can say with great assurance,our cats will not attack.No!

We may need to call in a specialist in this matter...


TWEETY BIRD !!!!!


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NEVER FEAR WE HAVE OUR OWN OPERATORS DEEP UNDERCOVER !!

LOL! #:-)

I think it might be time for an air strike!! PGM the sniper and napalm the rest.
Victory or death(to cats!)

Cat the other white meat Anyone know how to make a cat float? Take one cat two scoops of ice cream,put into a blender............ #:-) I guess I'll have to put all cats into the phantom zone

In related news, newly discovered pictures of the HK cats practicing their trade on the northeastern shore of the US have come to light in the past ...

This again only reinforces the suspicion that these so called "Killer kitties for hire" no know geographical boundaries to employ their evil deeds; On a side note, this image was intercepted during a recent "Al Catzeera" broadcast, but as of yet, no real proof of ties to the Terrorist group "Al Tabbiya" or "Cat'mas"...

We will keep you up to date as information allows...

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LOL

That can only mean one thing then, the infamous and notoriously elusive Osama Kit Katten is on the lose again!!!! Will we ever find the terrorist?????

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You guys are too funny!!! :-) :-) :-)