The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.


I never seen a pig fight
isnt it time for us DSB people to set up a ninja dead squad or someth?
so that we dont end up beeing lunch all the time...
just a tought

(hmm and yes I know I am weird)(just for the record) (++)

A wild boar is a member of thepig family, and i'll tell you something there mean as f@~k i wouldnt hang around for a bite of them jaws!!

well I actaully ment the little pinkish piggys

Zero---you are right sir---us Oinksters don't fight---we feel it is beneath us. However we do enjoy, (and participate in), the following:

(1) "Group Hugs", especially with Sow1, Penny, and Mrs. El Diablo (Believe me---they are very huggable!!!!! (lol).
(2) Growing certain "cash crops" to finance piggy activities.
(3) Snap kits
(4) Other animals such as sheep and kangaroos.
(5) Wallowing in the Chat Room.
(6) Groveling with Pig's in the far reaches of the world such as Hong Kong, Queensland Australia, Las Vegas, Bloomington, New Zealand, Green Bay, The Phillipines, Arizona, Canada, Japan, Virginia, and many others.
(6) Sitting on Fluvians, Wolves, Obe's, and any other enemies of the Sty.
(7) Various food products especially assorted Salami products

I'm sure there are more, but with all this going on there is just no room for fighting---hope this helps.


Steve

I'm watching you little piggies... Yum. I smell lunch. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

hehehehe fooled another one. Tempt him some more my dear little piggy friends and we will see just 'who' is for lunch. #:-)

Steve you forgot being just plain lazy! #:-)

Aaaaaaaaackk! Ken don't tell me pal,-- you are one of THEM???????? Lord Have Mercy!!!

Ken, I feel you have all the qualifications to be a pig and should consider a "conversion" to the Sty. Number one, you build in the most sexy color available i.e. OD, and second, being a wolf compared to a Pig, is like comparing a snap kit to a limited edition resin/pe/plastic model build, (and that's the Sty baby!!).

You deserve better Lord Ken---come to the good side of the "Force", and submit your request on the Sty forum.

We welcome you with an open hoof.


Pig 28

No ninja death squad????? what do you mwean no ninja death squad... Just caus eyou don't see them doesn't mean they are not there

As the Sheriff of Nottingham, er...I mean the DSB and the Head of Tactical Team against Fluvian Menace, I swear that I will use only the pinkest of piglets in the fight for freedom and protection from all those that appose us.

And so today I climb up out of the sty and stand before you and say!

This day is called the fest of Fluvian:
The pig that outlives this day, and comes safe home to the sty,
Will stand on tip-hoof when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Fluvian,
Those that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast with his sty neighbors,
And say 'To-Marrow is Fluvian:'
Then will they raise their hoof and show their scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Fluvian's day!'
Old pigs forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But we'll remember with advantages,
What feats we did that day: than shall our names,
Familiar in their mouth as household words,
SS-74 the King, TwistedFate and Jeepney,
Faust and Matt, SOW1 and Didiumus,
Be in their flowing troughs freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good pig teach their piglet;
And Fluvia Fluvian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd,
We few, we happy dew, we Band of Pigs;
For those to-day that sheds his blood with me,
Shall be my family; be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their condition:
And those in the Sty now a-bed,
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their pighoods cheap whiles any speaks,
That fought with us upon Fluvian's day.

Chris (++)

(Sorry, was just down in the basement for the last few hours working on my OIF dio, must not be as well ventilated as I thought!)

Wolfman kencelot, I've got bad news for you. I'm one of them wild pigs. We called them old boar hogs in Germany. Also heard them called razorbacks in Arkanasas, I just happened to wander down to Texas

it looks like I'm lucky there arn't too many of these "ninja pigs death squads" !
But it's trus I rememeber once... seeing a strange shape someday...
still, I have plenty to eat !!!! ah ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (++)

Blaster as you are in Texas, you are now what we Texans call Javellinas... A slightly smaller but terribly meaner version of the Razorback.. Have fun hunting us Texas Wild Piggies, PenPen and Kencelot. We don't give up easily.... (++) (++) (++) (++) (++)

To all:

Once you swine, you never go back.
If at first you oink, you wallow.
Trash, Lunch......same thing.
Fluvian, Ruffage......same thing.
The Pink(OINK!) Badge of Swineness!
Muck and Mire......Home Sweet Home!
Big Bad Wolves, one gene short of Normal
When I die, I'll see the Pig Sty-by and by in the sky.
Sows, Comfort Swine!
Piggies of the World-OINK!
There's no Hog, like an old Hog!

Does this seem stupid, or am I dreaming!
Kid's, do not do this at home without your parents permission.
This could lead to retardation in most existing lifeforms.
Mentality is mental!
If this seems demeaning to you-GOOD!

Chris- The Ol' Philosopher (++)

.................lunchtime.

Chris (++)The Walking Belly

heh


if they ever make a new movie its gonna be

planet of the piggs
I bet we kick ass....

and that song ROFLMAO
not as well ventilated
grinz
whats the fun modelling well ventilated?
hehehehe

anyway Im never noones lunch

this pig is armed and wearing kevlar so beware

another interesting point maybe that wolves are getting lesser by the day
and we pigs get more every second (++) PIG POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Yum...

LOL Just having fun with you little piggies.

I think in 12 days the wolf hunting season opens here again

grinz so beware!

I think in 12 days the wolf hunting season opens here again

grinz so beware!

ctmi...
Sure that wasn't the quote from 'St. Crispy Wolve's" Day? lol

(++) (++) #:-)

K19,

You might be right, I was taking it from an old Williams Swinespeare text so some of the translations may have been off.

-CT