"Tired of all THose Sport cars? Dont want to risk driving a small dangerous vehicle? No Fear! COming Soon from Porsche... Porsche... Tiger.... Coming Soon to a Dealer near you. Also Available with Optional HE rounds and Leather Seats."
"Tired of Those Traffic Jams and getting late to work? Tired of having to go to the bathroom when your just a few seconds away from the Quick stop and cant get out? Well Never Fear Now with Optional HE rounds The Porsche Tiger is better then ever!" *Loading BOOM!!!*
"Are You Afraid of Being in a car accident? Are you afraid of being ina drive by or getting your car stolen? NEVER FEAR! The Porsche Tiger is here! Now with the MG34 MG Option and MP40 SMG Youll never have to worry again!!!"
"Mommy I Got to go! But Dear we are stuck in traffic!" Tired of those Situations? Just Get the Porsche Tiger! "Mommy I Got to go! Ok Dear!!!" *HE Round Sliding into Loader* *BOOM!* *Tiger pulls into QUick Stop And Little Timmy runs in and Mom Peeks out of top hatch* "Thank you porsche tiger!"
"If You Thought the Porsche Tiger Was great already Wait till you see this! *Porsche Tiger pops on screen* "Now With Reinforced Armor Extra Ammo and FREE You Heard me FREE LEather Seats!!! Now Come on in and get your own for the low low price of 10,000! What a Deal! Go on to a dealer near you and get your porsche tiger now!"
"Word Up Dawgs What be up in the SHiznit, Yuos gots to check out our Sheet. Now With a Fly MG34 on Commanders Capola Drive By's can be done lickity split Dawg, Worried about gettin a cap popped in your butt while Drivin? Never Fear! Now with MP40 SMG You wont be takin no crap in your hizhouse!"
*Warnign Pops Up that takes 3 seconds goes by very fast*
"We are not responsible for deaths while using the Porsche Tiger if you or anyone else is injured it is your own fault. Do Not allow children to play with HE Rounds"
Thats ALl I can think of
My Idea but alot of em were from SS-74 (Aka Dave) And Folgore
