Oooooooooohhh,me an' the missus for sure!

been there done that,

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ...You're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ... You're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ... You're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay .. This is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay .. You should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... That is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ...Its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... Its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... Its male indifference.

If you cry ... You're a wimp.

If you don't ... You're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... You're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy .. that's domination.

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... You're a pervert.

If you don't ... You're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... You're sexist.

If you don't ... You're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ...You're vain.

If you don't ... You're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... You're after something.

If you don't ... You're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... You're full of yourself.

If you aren't ... You're not ambitious.

If she has a headache .... she's tired.

If you have a headache ...You don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often...You're oversexed.

If you don't ... There must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.

no words needed.......

LOL i once saw this in an email but it's only text.

But with the cartoon illustriations, it's hilarious!

Good one

Ola Stephen

That pretty much sums up my last relationship in 30 phrases. Jumped the boat before it sank. Costs you years of your life. And a load of frustration.

Great post

Grandma and Mom taught me to get off the bus if it was going to a different destination than I was.
and to remember there's always another bus coming along!

I can't post the things Pop taugh me.... family site you know, but something about if they didn't have "something" there would be a bounty on them!

Good 'toon Grumpy, I now know that my wife is slowly trying to kill me....

Top notch!

actually there's 2 times when the wife died first my grandmas nieghbour his wife died before him and my uncle when is like 82 his wife died



MATT