This was from the original 1968 George Romero Night of the Living Dead which my wife thought looked a lot like Blair Witch Project . By [b] Dawn of the Dead [/b[ a decade after the original, a zombie hunter was allowed to say, "They're dead. They're all f***** up' after shooting up a room full of zombies in their heads.

Heres a few of my favorites.........

Iam completely out of ammo!!- Bert from Tremors

I'll be back, and Asta la vista-you all know who that is

You have to coyboy the F--- up- Bruce willis in Tears of the Sun

Mike

"Sharon, Im the prince of f--kin darkness and you´re given me f--kin bubbles!" OzzyOzbourne when Sharon was showing him his new stage set!

Almost everything comes out of Al Bundy´s mouth!

A really bad road movie..... about truckers.
A couple of guys give a trucker a really bad kicking.... blood everywhere
Guy one " Is he dead?"
Other " don´t know ......... but he hurts real bad!"

Irish guy in Braveheart at the start of a battle......
"Ive spoken to him-upstairs...God!"
Mel Gibson: "Will we be OK?"
"He says I will be ......... but your f--ked!"

Plastic Battle - I like the Ozzie one- I heard that one and rolled out laughing.


Another one I like is from Young Frankinstein.

"It could be worse - I could be raining." {cut to rain clounds and thunder claps}

Earn this !!!...Earn this !!!

Capt.Miller / "Saving Private Ryan"

" There's somethin out there, and it ain't no man." -Billy (Predator)

~Chip

There is only two that come to mind right now.
1) Its a big sh*t sandwich and we all got to take a bite ( Full Metal Jacket)
2) We are Paratroopers soldier we are supposed to be surrounded.( Band of Brothers)

zzziiiiiiiiiiipppppppp...........sound of arrow with note tied to it stricking chest of squire "message for you sir" Monty Python's In Search of the Holy Grail.

Patrick

That damn Dr. Gonzo had sensed trouble...

One of god prototypes. never intended for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die...

Both from the trippiest movie ever, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" -- that's disconcerting. - Saving Private Ryan
"Fubar". - Saving Private Ryan
Garison-"I need a no BS assessment here. Can you get to the crash site" Madox-"Sir i can't see s***" -Blackhawk Down
Grimes "why arn't you shoting?" (I can't remember who, i think Nelson)- "A snap means its close a whizz..." "now they're shooting at us"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like ...victory!" Apocalypse now

Kid: "My brother's gonna $#^*! He's gonna kill us!"
Spicolli: "What's he gonna do?"
Kid: "First he's gonna $%^*, then he's gonna kill us!"
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Joel: "Porsche. There is no substitue!"
- Risky Business

"The American will never enter Baghdad, they will commit suicide at the Gates."

"There are no Americans at Saddam Hussain Airport, they have all been killed and Iraqi forces are in complete control." - Baghdad Bob - Minister of Disinformation.

"There are only two types of Iraqi's here (at the airport) those who are dead and those who are prisoners." - An Officer of the 3ID.

"Hey, Chaluzz, every once in a while ya gotta cowboy it!!" - Eric Roberts in "Pope of Greenwich Village


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Robert

There, there...... it's just a man and his horse being hung. Blazing Saddles

Danny: Where'd it go?
Ty Webb: Right in the lumber yard. Caddy Shack

Listen up all you primitives.... this... is my BOOMSTICK! Ash from Army of Darkness

I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Spaceballs

Can I borrow your towel? I just hit a water buffalo. Fletch

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. Ash from Army of Darkness

I could do this all night

"Ain't it cool..."
John Travolta "Broken Arrow"

Soldier to captain redlegs, " what he gonna do shoot us all?"
Captain redlegs, " Naw most likely he'll only get 3 or 4 up front there" union soldiers crossing river on ferry in persuit of outlas josey whales

"oh and what are you going to do with that? Do you really think you can shoot all those men? dont you know we have a little thing in this country called justice?" carpet bagger
Yup, and we have a little thing 'round these parts called a missouri boat ride" josey whales

definately not a direct quote, but the best I could do

Bender

Pulp Fiction:

VINCENT: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And you're crossing it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red. Just know, it's f***in' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.
JULES: You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T.," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the f**k am I doin' in the back? You're the motherf***er should be on brain detail.

Airplane!:

"The last thing he said to me, 'Doc,' he said, 'sometime, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got, and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc,' he said, 'but it won't smell too good, that's for sure.'"

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

CAPTAIN: "You ever been up in a cockpit before?"
JOEY: "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"
CAPTAIN: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

CAPTAIN: "Joey, d'you ever hang around the gymnasium?"

CAPTAIN: "Joey? You like movies about gladiators?"

CAPTAIN: "Joey? Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

KING ARTHUR: "What are you then?"
FRENCH SOLDIER: "I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king."
SIR GALAHAD: "What are you doing in England?"
FRENCH SOLDIER: "Mind your own buisness! I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

The Simpsons:

Mr. Burns in regards to Smithers: "I've never seen a man take to a Turksih prison so well."

Family Guy:

Conversation is about crime
[woman that looks like Aunt Jemima comes up to the window with a plate of Pancakes]
AUNT JEMIMA: "You folks want some pancakes?"
PETER: "See that's the worst thing we have around here, Jemima's witnesses."

From the movie The Replacements:

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.

"Pancake and schmoke?"
Goldmember

Nate
Wisc. Usa

"There is no spoon." -Neo, The Matrix


"Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony." -Morpheus, The Matrix


Conversation between Sgt Hartmann and Pvt. Pyle in Full Metal Jacket:
Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*^$ is that? What is that Private Pyle?
Sir, a jelly donut, sir!
A jelly donut?
Sir, yes sir!
How did it get here?
Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Sir, no sir!
Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts, Private Pyle?
Sir, no sir!
And why not, Private Pyle?
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!

Quotes? Hmm...just about every line from the film where this quote comes from....

"anal nathrakh, urth vas bethud, dokhjel djenve"

:)

Jim

That's from Excalibur, right?

My favorite line is from Terminator when the cyborg is in the motel room and the cleaning guy smells the air in the hallway knocks on the door to the Terminator's room and asks..

Cleaning Guy: "Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what?"

Terminator: "F**k You A**hole."

Arnold's voice is just hysterically awesome.

Knock, knock, knock......Sara Conner? --Terminator

Ryan - I would like to rent your helicopter...How Much?

Columbian - Two Million Dollars

Ryan - Ok...how much to buy it?

Columbian - Two Million Dollars.

Ryan - Will you take a cheque? - Clear and Present Danger

Good Evening Clarice!! - Silence of the Lambs

ok thought of somemore!!!

They are called Boobs Ed!! - Erin Brockovich
Space.....the Final Frontier - Duh!!!!
I see ghosts - The Sixth Sence

and I can't believe no one put this one here.....

Blackhawk down, we have a Blackhawk down!! - Again....Duh!!!!!!


oooo one more post and I get my promotion!!