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Funny signs you see in a war zone.
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Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 07:22 AM UTC




This next one might offend someone, but its the humor in the sign itself.



if you have other funny signs post them here!
markm
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Posted: Monday, March 12, 2007 - 12:19 AM UTC
Those are great. :-)
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Posted: Monday, March 12, 2007 - 07:34 AM UTC
Those were good. Ive seen the first two before. The last one took me a minute, but I got it LMAO

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Posted: Tuesday, March 13, 2007 - 03:19 AM UTC
Too funny! They are great!!!! :-)
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Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2007 - 08:46 AM UTC
Hi
Those first two are great! However I might need a translation for the last Nick
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Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2007 - 11:12 AM UTC

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Hi
Those first two are great! However I might need a translation for the last Nick


Let me hazard a guess. "No Chicken, T-bone steak or monkeys ars...sorry, bum on the menu in this restaurant"?

Latest chic, Veggie Diner in downtown New York?

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Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2007 - 02:52 PM UTC

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Hi
Those first two are great! However I might need a translation for the last Nick


Let me hazard a guess. "No Chicken, T-bone steak or monkeys ars...sorry, bum on the menu in this restaurant"?

Latest chic, Veggie Diner in downtown New York?



It says: No choking the chicken, beating the meat or spanking the monkey.
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Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2007 - 07:21 PM UTC

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It says: No choking the chicken, beating the meat or spanking the monkey.


Hi Tim
Thanks for the translation!! Pretty funny
Nick
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Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2007 - 01:54 AM UTC
Tim --- you missed the all important--- 12pm to 12am....
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Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2007 - 02:51 AM UTC

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Tim --- you missed the all important--- 12pm to 12am....


I saw it, just didn't think I needed to translate that part. They can tell time across the pond can't they?
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Posted: Thursday, July 05, 2007 - 01:04 AM UTC
I will have to admit, I did not get tht last one until I read the translation. Then of course it was so clear.

But funny none the less!
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Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2007 - 12:27 AM UTC
During the 1st Gulf War, when it was all over we entered Kuwait City and came across a shop called WH Myth, now to our American Friends. In the UK there is a huge chain of Newsagent shops called WH Smith.
Scott
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