The Canadian Government has decided to assist the
USA in the war against terrorism:

They have agreed to send:
2 of their largest battleships
6,000 ground troops
6 fighter jets



AFTER THE EXCHANGE RATE, the USA will receive:
1 canoe
2 mounties
12 flying squirrels..

Hope it all helps

HEHEHEHEHE #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)

Can we trade the Canoe for a Kayak?????

You forgot Customs taxes so it will be more like:
1 oar...actually a large spoon noone will miss
1Guy that we think is speaking french and trying to bite his own face....again missed by none.
3 Dung beetles we are sure were going to be deported back to us anyway...as soon as we took the death penalty off the table....and yes, missed by none!
But at least someone is on our side!

We are giving them our population of cows and sheep to drop in case they run out of bombs and because we have no airforce.

Since HK is by the sea, we will send some fishes, say

10 eels, and the beautiful part is since HK dollar and US dollar is pegged, so it will still be 10 eels after it arrived, unless DEM (Da Eel Muncher aka Jeepney) got a hold of them before it arrived, then it would just be 3 eels.

#:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)

Very funny guys ...... still chuckling at this one! That made my morning!

That was good 12 flying squirrels LOL. I think we have 4 carrier groups there now plus some what 200,000 troops Now on the North Korean thing HMMM.