Morning all and morning all those with a sence of humour !

If anyone. says to you, you don't know jack Schitt you can tell them this.


Jack Schiff is the only son of Awe Schitt
Awe Shift, the fertilizer magnate married
0 Schitt', the owner of Nee-deep 'N'. Schitt, Inc
They had one son, Jack

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt
The deeply religious couple produced
Six children, Holie Shift, Giva Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Bull Shift, and the twins
Deap Schiff and Dip Schi ft.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Shift married
Dumb Shift, a high school dropout

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Shift divorced
Noe Shift later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
Were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name
She was then known as Noël Shift Sherlock

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
With a rather nervous disposition name Chicken Schitt
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,
Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
The Happened brothers in a dual ceremony
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
The Schitt-Happens nuptials

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse Bull Schitt,
The prodigal son left home t6 tour the world. He recently returned
From Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when some says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
You can correct them

Sincerely

Crock O'Schitt

Thanks for posting this.
Its not the first time I’ve heard it but still makes me smile.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Very good Alasdair

Chers

Al

Mildly funny, but what does it have to do with figures or modeling?? This is what the Spare Parts (Off-Topic) forum is for.

I refer you to the answer ...blah blah

https://armorama.kitmaker.net/forums/93818&page=1



so where is anything slightly funny to go then....??

Alasdair (who is just trying to lighten the mood a littl )

:-) :-)

LOL, not the first time I've read it, but always funny... I think my second names must be Ina Schitt 'cos I'm always in it :-)

Thanks Alasdair :-)

p.s. I see the moderators have moved it the Spare Parts (ex-Junk Drawer) DG, which for the record is the proper place for humorous, non-modelling annecdotes (sp?).

I just finished doing my state taxes online, gee that was fun. After finding out I owe them about what I could get a Trumpeter Hood for I could use a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.

Wonder if they have any relations with the [auto-censored]e clan??

Nope. :-)

Ooooh......I got "auto-censored"..... :-). Sorry about that fellas.