In honor of the release of "Rocky Balboa", from the "Late Show with David Letterman" website's Top Ten Lines In the New "Rocky" Film, as written by visitors to that site...

10. "You wouldn't hit a guy with a colostomy bag, would you?"
9. "I can take his punches, but that old man smell is overwhelming"
8. "Can we make this fight quick? It's 'Bingo Night' back at the nursing home"
7. "No hitting below the enlarged prostate"
6. "Have you tried my new 'Rocky Balboa Grill'?"
5. "Yo, Ambien!"
4. "Rocky just lost his mouthpiece -- oh wait, it's his dentures"
3. "You're never too old to pound on your meat, Paulie"
2. "He not out, he's napping"
1. "It's no more ridiculous than Letterman having a kid at his age"

Dave S.