Hello GentlePIGS of the DSB, I come to you know in this dark hour to bring a little light in our desparate struggle against the Fluvian Menace!!! Today we are here to Celebrate the launch of our First Battleship the DSBS Pigsmark!!!!! Now on this glorious day I ask for Volunteers to help man this glorious vessel!!! And i I'd also like to notify all pigs that the US Navy Has lent us an Aircraft Carrier, until the DSBS Lord Pakish is completed.. on the note Lady Model Builder and Tomcat 14 are to report to Newpig News shipbuilding to Take command of our glorious aircraft carrier!!!! So here Pics of the Pigsmark!!!!



and here is a pick of the Aircraft Carrier on loan to US

Thank you for joining us on this Fine day and joyus occasion!!! stug

With my extensive experience of underwater warfare or any under______ warfare, can I be the commandant also to the U-Boot Waffe of the PigsMarine?

P.S. You spelt PigsMarie in the sign. line. #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)

The Lurker Recon Group will be very happy to know that their behinds are covered by the Navy!!!

With the navy on the scene.......behinds need to be covered at all times!!!

Advice noted, Oh Great Keeper of Eels!

Yes Dave you may Take command of all the U-boats in the pigsmarine inventory! I evpect a full debreif on all pant....um i mean operations on a daily basis!!! stug

The Marine contingent stands ready to begin amphibious exercises, SIR!

Mike

I offer to establish a detachment of transport trucks at Newpig News to support this gallant effort. If you require in-land material convoy escort - we're your PIGS!

Gunnie

Ooooh! The Navy lent us the Abraham Lincoln. I knew our cause was just and true.

Fly, Piggies, Fly! Somewhere out there in the wet, there is a salad waiting to be tossed.

The Ministry of Internal Security congratulates the newly established Swinesmarine.
Just don't piss us off.

Andrew

I humbly thank you for this GREAT vessel and all the fine aircraft there upon......

As Pig Militia Commander I welcome the addition of the Pig Navy BTW is the Pig Navy's song In The Navy by The Village People? #:-) #:-) #:-)

I warned you all....now the Village People have landed too........BEHINDS COVERED.....QUICK!!!!! #:-)

Well ZOD i don't think so the song your refering to has to much of a Fluvian influence!!!! So any suggestions would be apprciated!!!! Just remember it could get you interogated by Helga, Olga, and Miki all at the same time!!!! hehehehe stug

Since I am an Enlisted Man forever, I will be happy to take over as the "Pig of the Boat or the Command Master Pig as required!" I'll be equal in rank and responsibility as the US Navy's Chief of the Boat/Command Master Chief only I will be able to make the rules for the crew and not have to worry about the "Big Pigs" in Washigton. First order of business is to Double the Grog ration to 2 gallons per day per Pig until someone passes out and then it will be reduced to 1 &1/2 gallons thereafter. Also the anthem for the Pigsmark will not be "In the Navy" but "Hells Bells" by AC/DC! More Pig grams to follow..........

If that's the case, and may results me getting interrogated by the Grossenbusten trials, then I would suggest all the Kenny G selection..... #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)

1st the Village People and now Kenny G?!?!?!?!?!? Have you people all lost your minds?!?!?!?!? If so....welcome to my world!!!!! #:-)

KennyG!?! Ewwwww - that's just freakin' gross! That stuff riles up the "Road Hogs"...

Gunnie

First off as Co-Morale Piglette I'd like to say NO SALADS WILL BE TOSSED EXCEPT MINE and only by Olga, Helga and Miki... All are welcome to watch!!! lol Secondly there shall be NO Village people or Kenny G songs used as anthems for any of the Pigs Marine boats... I LIke the suggestion of AC/DC Hells Bells and also put forth the suggestion of Scorpions Rock you like a Hurricaine... Any other Morale boosting needed? let me know! #:-)

Hi Chief, so is this safe to assume that you take the pig Number 62 as well as Chief Master Pig for the Pigsmarck????

Bravo!!! Oink Fluvian Oink!!!!!

Now add this to your sig line, so Fluvians can be afraid, and get on with the drink ration... #:-)

NAVY?

Oh well, If the Captain says we go play Fleet Marines and keep all the Sealife in order until they find us something to go kill and destroy, I guess we gotta go.

3rd Marine Recon Team, reporting as ordered, sir! 33 and a third rules!! OOH-RAH!

well its been decided the song for the Pigsmarine is............................"For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metalica!!!! If you don't like it, just remember if you didn't suggest a song you can't complain!!! stug

na i tink 'oh lord it's hard to be humble' is definatly less smelly. After all are we are suppost to be 'perfect in every way.

PS> can anyone tell me why my rear hurts now the navy is here

As Command Master Pig there will be henceforth no more Navy/Marine bashing, it's bad for morale! Just think what the Fluvians (GASP!) would think if our beloved Pigsmark was the brunt of jibes and jokes. How could we expect them to fear us if we are laughed at?
Now for important business.. The camoflage pattern and colors of the ship do not suit the environment we are in. I should think maybe a Plaid pattern, Royal Stuart maybe, with hints of pastels in a mottling fashion on vertical surfaces and flourescent orange/pink for all horizontal? Maybe we need to call a meeting in the "Pig Pen" to discuss it? #:-)

Chief, Can't agree with you more!!! Oink Oink!!!

Now there will be no bashing on our all armed force. All bashing will be directed to GSO alone and Helga. Oink Oink!!!!

And this camo issue, we can discuss in the Pig Pen. Yes. Oink Fluvian Oink!!!!!

Now about this GSO..... #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)