In this time of Fluvian uprising

It has been granted that a Special Strike Team be called into active duty to help stay this onslaught of Fluvian hords.. all Piggies loyal and brave need to contact Myselfus or Davidus. Upon completion of such and are approved by said Pigus.. you'll be known as a memeber of...

Z- Team anti Fluvian Special Ops

You need to be a Braveus und Reckless Pigus. By signing up, you know you are going to the water of the Fluvian, show no mercy, because you weren't be given any.....
If captured, DSB would and will deny your existence, und any rescue attempt will only be proformd, and conducted by GSO (Whom we also suspect to be a water vegetable)......

futher more ...there would be no DSB flag at your BBQ, (not whilst you attending a BBQ, it's whilst the Fluvian BBQ YOU!!!)

But, it's a noble cause, und we are looking for able bodyed or non-able bodied, volunteers or otherwise

Good luck and Pigus Speed to you

P.S. Please submit proof tat you are not a water vegetable.

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I am the assistant leader, and liaison officer of the strike team to the sty. If there is ever a war. I will be fighting along you to go into the hostile water of the water vegetables, and if I die, I like to go with a bang!!!!

And if I was captured, and interrogates by Helga, Olga, or Miki, or Fulga, or Fluga, or Fluvianga, make no mistake. I do not need rescue, for I will not feel right that more pigs to die just for me, and also ruin my interrogation. Thanks!

Oink Oink!

Lurker Recon Group deploying as we speak. Our group is usually immune to capture and interrogation but for this mission, and for the good of the Sty, we will make an exception and sacrifice ourselves to Helga (or Olga) for the cause! Ride, pigs! Ride!!!!

Mission Update 0222 hours

upon hearing our plight. the Master of Disguise has loan'd to the Z-Team Turtle Turtle man to do a recon of supposed fluvian stong holds... being that he is skilled in water tactic's I'm sure we here at the CC will have reports coming in shortly... stay tuned....

0342.. turtle turtle man has called for extraction.. report is not clear as to why but radio traffic from his location stated something about a photo of the fluvian leader.. will know more tomorrow after his pickup from exfil... will do a debriefing an then get back here to report on status and with any intell that TTM has come back with..

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Operatives that are to go into The Fluvian zone are to be inspected,by the DSB, for transmitters,deases, and tracking devices. Anyone who is deemed a risk shall be sent to a concentration camp with a carton of orange juice(you figure it out) till they are re-educated. The DSB national Security office, under the Internal Security office, will be in charge of the attrocities in the Concentration camps. All less than harsh treatment complaints are to be taken up with those offices! LLTDSB!!!!!

I am in.
I may be the most reckless and brave Pig available.
Time to kick some FLUVIAN ass

Andrew

Assault squad ready for duty,Pigus comanderus.OINK

I shall volunteer for any covert ops......i have my truSTY disgustinguise at the ready.
Tusks polished and snout at the ready to infiltrate Fluvian encampments.......
I await orders........................

What shall the DSB Jugend do ? we are prepared for WAR .

Anctually, Andy you are a very important part of the First Fluvian War, read the original Fluvian thread to see why.

You are so important, I think the DSB Jugend will be fighting the major battles in the first Fluvian War....

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Hi Dave!!!!!

Sorry guys, the post get blown out to the bottom of the list by some Fluvian mind Control Attack....now I am bring it on top of the thread list.

HI DAVE
The jugend is honoured to be a major part of the fluvian war we shall arm ourselves with 3 foot hooks and many a bait ,we are ready

its confirmed that we have a positive ID on the Fluvian Leader.. turtle turle man brought back a photo of the FL and I have to say he's very scary looking..

photo should be posted soon troops

here is the fluvian leader your orders are to shoot on sight, or hit him with a thousand daisy cutters.....


have fun guys!!! stug

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he reminds me of some one ................................................G.W bush no, tony blairno helen clark close but no i think it might be the tooth fairy thats its the tooth fairy!

To all Bravus Pigus ,

Our AirSupport waiting for orders - TCAT's and Buggies ready for LOCK - and Roll .
Best Regardus
from Comanderus of Aircraftus

COMAIRCARWING
PIG#35