I recieved a FSM March issue in the mail in a white wrapper a few days ago. At first I thought that the Fluvians were sending encrypted codes to my children because I didn't have a subscription yet. After perusing the magazine, I took a closer look inside the white envelope and to my astonishment there was another envelope. Great! FSM sent me a magazine expecting me to take a subscription! As I opened the newly found envelope, I discovered a check for $25 ! "A Fluvian PAYOFF!", I thought! How dare they! The audacity! The Nerve! The Dill Sauce is burning! But apon further thought, I remembered submitting a tip to the FSM website. In a flurry of motion,on page 66, I found my tip! Under the title of "Fluvian scum and thier underhanded way of life",you will find nothing because that is just a world wide known fact, not a tip. yet in the magazine is "Dull,but he likes it that way" which is,if you have been paying any attention at all to this post, my tip. I just want you guys to know that you can make a little cash and get your name in a magazine with a tip that, I am sure, we all have one.

Way to go, Hammer. I have a picture of my last project that I'm gonna send in to FSM to be published in their reader's Gallery section. I need to write up a description of it, then put it in the mail.

GSO,

Congratulations on this, and your new level of modelling for money.... #:-)

I too, had received various report on this issues (you know, you are not the sole intelligence agency here, we also have the men in black, the men behind the ben in black, the fat men in the cadilac, so on and so forth). Some reports are rather disturbing:

One of them claims that the information you submitted to the Fluvian is got from a Fluvian double agent whilst interrogate him with the assistance of Helga at the GSO HQ.

One of them claims that this is indeed a Fluvian payoff (By the way, what the heck is a Fluvian?)

I gathered this report, and was about to confront you on this dauntless mischief, nevertheless, you had choose to come to open. It means your heart is pure and honourable. I salute you GSO. You loyalty is mostly noted by the Head Hog, Pakish the great, and his most second Davidus Arwenismineus.... #:-)

Congratulations GSO!

Now can I just bombard them with tips and live happily ever after?

Sweet, Jon! Congrats!

Jon

Congrats!!!

Just got my issue so I'll check it out----I nominate you as "Da Most Famous" pig in the Sty! :-) :-)

First Jon, it is received, not recieved.
Second, the fact that you accepted a Fluvian payoff makes you a Fluvian yourself.
Third, who is WWH to be nominating people for things? hmmm?????
The Internal Security Ministry will be looking into the matters and many more.




Andrew

As the No. 2 Can I nominate WWH as Da Sty Nominator? #:-)

Hi Dave!!!!!!!!