That is simple Zero. First you need to buy a Hula-hoop.then shave off all hair on your body. Once this is done,you take three cans of pickled Mayonaise and spackle all cracks on your body.Once this is dry,you pronounce the Last names of all the 1964 Russian woman swimming and wrestling teams,with peanutbutter stuck to the roof of your mouth.this will cause undue distress and a severe rash so keep a zanax close by. After all is said and done,provide my name to Der Kommodant Der Guess-stop-oh for proper punishment and interrorgation, for all you really have to do is talk to Pak40 and SS-74.

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