Since we have the wolves hanging around now,led by General Failure,I am giving every pig a phantom zone projector That way if the wolves attack and try to eat you you will be able to send them to the phantom zone It will basically turn them into ghosts who can not cause any harm

Uhhh....PMC, have you been drinking the same stuff that the Guess-Stop-Oh head has been drinking? Just wondering

Memorandum 0001-a
Subject: Alledged incursion of hostile forces
To: All Pigs and Afilliates
From Guess-stop-oh Headquarters

The so called invasion by wolves has actually been uncovered as a ruse. Certian factions of"The Moooooo-vement" have tried to disguise thier bovinial actions as our allies,the wolves,to cause desention within our Axis of power. The hostilities of this orginization, though whoafully lacking,have brought about changes in our daily running of government. Please take note of these changes and have the proper papers on your person at all times.
The changes are as follows;
(1)All microwave burritos are to be eaten from the folded side only,during counsel chamber meetings
(2)Tossing of dwarves and other related "dwarf items" are only allowed in the paisley section of the loading zone.All dwarf tossing done outside of this section will be fined 2 Panther G rims and a #11 blade.
(3)Bovines and thier ruses are to be ignored unless the following code is imputted within the text.The code is written in line (3)a.
(3)a-Where's the beef? I'm the beef! Though not grade A or even C!
(4)All information "extracted" by the Guess-stop-oh is to be used as seen fit by The Further, Lord Pakish,and His Most Second,Sith Lord Darth Davidus Arwenismineus. Any rights reserved are suspended by thier supremacy.
(5)Anyone who is found to have "Atheletes Foot" shall be placed in New Ham-burg for training for the annual Olympics.
(6)Anyone caught disgracing a Hamburger,or cheeseburger,with mayo will have thier donut licenses revoked!Asking for extra mayo on these culinary delights shall be stripped in thier local town square, covered in shredded wheat,and provided with a unicycle.If the accused does not complete a figure 8 while doodling a picture of each individual who died on the Titanic and singing "Don't worry, Be happy" shall be branded a heritic and thrown into a cell with Roseanne Bar till they beg to die.
(7)Mustaches worn by woman have to be no longer than the corners of her mouth.

These are the first set of revisions to our constitution.These are in place to protect our society from the "Cows of Disreputation" and provide safety to us all.
Kommodant Der Guess-stop-oh;
Filthy Ghangis Jonus
A.k.a Jackhammer

Jon, you have wwwaaaaaaayyyyyy too much time on your hands.
Andrew

and ppl say that I'm off My rocker..hummmmm

though My question is this what have we done to the bovines ??

confused Oinker 26

Rattler

Well, as the propaganda ministry sees the issue, it is rather serious and MUST be skirted like all the other issues placed before the cabinet of the posterior. we feel that this pack of lies is most definately not relavent in the light of the current issue of piggy rights. in which we trying to free all pigs of rivet counting agression, and let them paint anything they want grey...BUWHAHAHAHAHA... Furthermore it has come to attention that pigs everywhere are being forced to build sherman tanks and we call upon those unfortunate souls to regurgitate such filth and eat meat on a stick as sold all over the world...BUWHAHAHAHAHA... we believe that variety made from wolves is most tasty and nutrious, but if wolf is not available i recommend the collie. and remember Lassie has come home especially if its what you're serving for dinner!!!!!!! stug

Jackhammer, phenothyazines shall have no effect on the diminuition of such elaborate confabulations...please keep up the good work! True insanity is akin to genius the line often undiscernible, a difficult act to juggle under the best of circumstances (c.f. Smithies and Kreitman 1983).

I do believe we require an investigative force to beeter know the intentions of our adversaries (A piggy Mosad, the Swinedienst???? Pork-Geheimdienst??)

Jack at your service volunteering for service in the piggy underground. Secret Agent pig.